(no subject)
Hopefully, there'll be more monkey feces and/or fetuses in the next post, but today I bring you darku throughout the ages, porn and carbs. Try not to fall asleep, ne?
God, I look so fucking clueless. And why does it look like I'm missing a part of my chin. ._.
The cutest picture in this post. Yeah, I used to a cute little bugger. Although that shit stopped after a year or so. >_>
Still cute. Damn, those were the days.
See, I promised you porn. And no porn is better than underage, wet, nekkid darkuporn.
And one more. Just because underage, wet, nekkid darkus kicks ass.
Yes, it does look like I have downs syndrome or something. Later, I figured out I look the way I do because half my brain is made out of monkey feces. Oh well.
Mock my fashion sense and I KEEL YOU.
Yes, lol at my hairless armpit. Haha. Ha.
"Take your left nut out, take your right nut out, now rub against the wall and shake it all about". Man, I look like such a manwhore on this one. :D
Again, my fashion sense rocks. Matching Sonic shirt and shorts, how can you not love that?
Again, geeky fashion wins. And I'm a tiger. But that's a given, isn't it? :3~
Random fact - I was in a theater group once (which had its moments I won't discuss here, ask me after beer). This is from one of our shows at the local theater stage in Asker (and yes, I'm the guy with the large penis snake). Also, chicks dig actors, so I felt like I had to post at least one picture of me doing my shit. :p
Did I mention the hot, half-naked chicks in my group? No? Well, my group had a lot of hot, half-naked chicks. Hee~. XD
[insert tentacle-eating-joke here] How could I not include this picture... XD~
One Drew Carey-lookalike joke and I KEEL YOU.
A lot of you probably remember this darku as I got to know most of you around this period. Ah, feels like yesterday. And it's really odd to compare this picture to the one in the very beginning of the post. Jeez, have I grown old. T_T
And finally, for lemoncakes and for no reason at all, 87% of my daily carbohydrates. Tuna-mayo!
God, I look so fucking clueless. And why does it look like I'm missing a part of my chin. ._.
The cutest picture in this post. Yeah, I used to a cute little bugger. Although that shit stopped after a year or so. >_>
Still cute. Damn, those were the days.
See, I promised you porn. And no porn is better than underage, wet, nekkid darkuporn.
And one more. Just because underage, wet, nekkid darkus kicks ass.
Yes, it does look like I have downs syndrome or something. Later, I figured out I look the way I do because half my brain is made out of monkey feces. Oh well.
Mock my fashion sense and I KEEL YOU.
Yes, lol at my hairless armpit. Haha. Ha.
"Take your left nut out, take your right nut out, now rub against the wall and shake it all about". Man, I look like such a manwhore on this one. :D
Again, my fashion sense rocks. Matching Sonic shirt and shorts, how can you not love that?
Again, geeky fashion wins. And I'm a tiger. But that's a given, isn't it? :3~
Random fact - I was in a theater group once (which had its moments I won't discuss here, ask me after beer). This is from one of our shows at the local theater stage in Asker (and yes, I'm the guy with the large penis snake). Also, chicks dig actors, so I felt like I had to post at least one picture of me doing my shit. :p
Did I mention the hot, half-naked chicks in my group? No? Well, my group had a lot of hot, half-naked chicks. Hee~. XD
[insert tentacle-eating-joke here] How could I not include this picture... XD~
One Drew Carey-lookalike joke and I KEEL YOU.
A lot of you probably remember this darku as I got to know most of you around this period. Ah, feels like yesterday. And it's really odd to compare this picture to the one in the very beginning of the post. Jeez, have I grown old. T_T
And finally, for lemoncakes and for no reason at all, 87% of my daily carbohydrates. Tuna-mayo!