When life gives you melons, make memes.

[darkamdusias]

I'm a lot like the people I'm stealing this meme from. More often than not, I tend to be pretty honest with the people I interact with. I am however, also notoriously elusive about volunteering information about the person I am and/or the workings of my mind unless I see reason to. If there's something that you've always wanted to ask me (or really

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[njordsifusansoo]

why the rabid dislike of Dark Chocolate?

[darkamdusias]

1. It tastes awful.
2. It's good for you.

This puts it in the same category as something like, say...lettuce. Except that this abomination pretends to be chocolate, and is thus doubly evil, because it mimics something awesome. Think of it like a Mimic from various RPGs. It looks like a normal treasure chest, and you go up to it expecting goodness, when BAM! It attacks! Do you see now? Do you see why all dark chocolate is evil?

[njordsifusansoo]

well its only real use is in Anti-Blash weaponry anyways. Luckily the potatoes have the same disdain for Dark Chocolate as you do.

[darkamdusias]

Sssssssssssh. Don't go around spreading Dark Chocolate's intended use. It'll start selling like hotcakes, and that's the last thing I want.