Uggggggggh.

[darkamdusias]

Lessons learned after last night:

1. Never, ever, EVER play with a teacher's balls if you know what's good for you. This rule also extends to shoes, score cards, and any number of other things. Well, that is, unless you enjoy looking like a well-seasoned scratching post.
2. Just because it's green and pretty doesn't mean it's good for you.
3. Drunk

Comments

[ziabatsu]

and just think what would have happened if I had poured more then a half ounce of it.

[darkamdusias]

Yeah, no kidding. I think that my skull is still throbbing.

XD

[darkamdusias]

Not necessarily. The stuff on the carpet was just there because I had the severe misfortune of waking up puking. Your poor toilet bowl actually got the very large majority of it. Again, sorry about the mess. I feel terrible.

=O