～Tales from the abyss, part deux～

[darkamdusias]

Well, I got back from India about a week or so ago, and boy, do I have stories. Unfortunately, I don't have very much, since a lot of the stuff from this entry is still true, but I still return with tales that'll shock and astound! Er...or at the very least, mildly amuse.

Chapter I - The Prince and The Banquet

Most of you know just how much I fear my

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[miwasatoshi]

I really hope I didn't wake up Gumby, but damn, this was hilarious!

[darkamdusias]

*beams*

I'm glad you enjoyed it. ♥

[darkamdusias]

That portion is only present in the original Hebrew. Granted that most people out there haven't bothered with it, this is something that a lot of people have a hard time believing.

=(

[newsong]

Nice stories! I had a few good laughs. Also, I do think being stoned with guavas inside a car and scratched by angry women would be a really crappy way to die.

[darkamdusias]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. *giggles* And, yeah. I'm totally there with you about the guavas and the scratching. That was definitely the one of the more terrifying fruit-related incidents of my life.

[davetheinverted]

So...their response to you not buying guavas from them is to, effectively, fill your entire car with *free* guavas. As long as you avoid the claws, I'm not seeing a downside here.

Dav2.718

[darkamdusias]

They were apparently guavas cursed with hate, or something. Now, I'm generally not very superstitious, but I don't want to have be the person who has to eat twenty pounds of cursed guavas. One of them might have a tapeworm in it or something.

D=

[njordsifusansoo]

love your pictures Blash. Its almost like I was there :)

and while you were almost crushed to death by free guavas, they are free guavas.

[darkamdusias]

Yes, but they're not going to do me any good if I'm dead!

;.;