WAR. What is it good for, exactly?

[darkamdusias]

I have never professed to being a warrior. I do not enjoy taking life, and I do not delight in attempting to wipe out entire societies. I do not enjoy seeing other beings suffer, and I most certainly do not use violence as my primary course of action unless the situation absolutely calls for it. I have never professed to being a warrior, and yet, I

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[davetheinverted]

I don't think I've seen my grandmother laugh so hard in her life.

Am I allowed to be Really Really Disturbed by that?

Dav2.718

[jadesabre]

May the Force be with you, Darth Cuddles!

[elfmagecin]

My dear friend and fellow warrior in the crusade to kill the vile devilish creatures of impunitive sizes, I know that you are a pacifist and have a sweet and caring heart, but you must fight on. I say this now, bear no mercy for these fowl creatures! Brave arms and conquer for the common good! I recommend fire, beautiful burning death to the hell beasts. (I really truly hate ants so if you want to channel my hatred to kill off the SOB's, I am keeping that channel open at your disposal. If you cannot find it within your kind and gentle heart (which makes you just pure awesome Bash) to be a warrior and kill them without mercy, just know that I can and yes, you can borrow that hatred any time. What are friends for?)