The Republican presidential candidates scare me.  Most of them, anyway.

If I had a job, I'd blow all my money on stripper boots.

*"Shake Appeal" comes on*
Melina:  Iggy Pop's so loud.
*I turn it down*
Melina:  NOOO!

I'm debating on writing an open letter to someone I haven't talked to in a while.
On one hand, it sounds totally freeing and spontaneous and that's just what I need, but on the other, I'm going to sound like a total creeper and/or asshole.  But then again, they probably won't read it and I have nothing to lose.  Then again, I might have something to ( Read more... )

I need to learn to title my entries.  Anyway, I posted some stuff I had sitting around:

• William S. Burroughs crazy
• Fascinating little story about cleaning
• Mom-related whining
• WHOO!  PARTY!
• The true meaning of (synth)punk

It always makes me happy to get an email from Jason Rerun, even if it's just like "Thanks for your order!" because it reminds me of Scene of the Crime and the good ol' days and I can hear him in my head.
Which sounds totally creepy, but oh, nostalgia.

I just left my mom a passive-aggressive little note that read:

Stop using my brush.
Or, at least clean if when you're done.  :P

It's sad that I have to do this.  Though I'm sure she's only using my brush in her own passive-aggressive way to say "Don't leave your stuff in my bathroom" which doesn't really make any sense, really, but it's something she' ( Read more... )

Sometimes I want to buy a pack of cigarettes and be one of those people who smokes only when they're stressed.
But then I'd probably be smoking all the time.

"Miller was disillusioned by the fact you needed to learn three chords to be in a punk band, so he decided to purchase a synthesiser. His thinking was that you only needed to learn to press one key on a synthesiser."

GENIUS.

We went to Wendy's Halloween party last night.  It was boring.  Melina and I sat and watched three? episodes of Making Monsters before it got too loud inside.  There were these drunk girls and this girl was screaming about how she couldn't pee alone or something and everyone else was screaming about how they didn't want to go with her ( Read more... )