The Kink Diaries 4/?

[darkbluerain]

Title: The Kink Diaries
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Matt Flyzik/William Beckett
Authors: americanaffair & darkbluerain
Summary: Matt can't help but get turned on by a certain princess.
Warning: Weird and not so weird kinks, noodles, brightly colored naughty things, Disney princesses
Chapter Warning: Disney princesses
Disclaimer: You wish.
Author Notes: So, I haven't updated this

Comments

[dannistrange]

"Well, a sweet and docile princess he wasn't, but what would be the fun in that?" That line was perfect! Good job!

[darkbluerain]

Thanks so much!
:3

I was afraid no one would comment lol.
I'm like the Pete Wentz of the community. Everyone's like "Ahh, it's just that crazy old mod again."

[dannistrange]

You're welcome! Oh my gosh, no, you aren't. Everybody loves you! <3

[darkbluerain]

Awwwww :3

[aholelabledlove]

That was ridiculously prefect!! <3!!

[darkbluerain]

Thank you for reading :D

[iamthelily]

Holy Hell O.O

This is weird for me to read because I characterize Matt as like the surrogate mother/father figure. And you dont really want to think about your mom fucking a dude in a dress.

That aside, this was...hot. And awesome.

And because I read comments like a creeper, YOU ARE PETE WENTZ, AND WE WORSHIP YOU.

*not worthy*

[darkbluerain]

XD
I just got a mental picture of Matt in an apron wagging his finger yelling "Clean up this room!"

AHAHAHA, I'm not just the crazy old mod, yelling at kids to get off my lawn and throwing cans at them? Which would be weird and not advisable, considering I'm only 19 and throwing anything in the yard would mean hitting my car, but I digress.
:)

[iamthelily]

Yes. Exactly. That's how I think of Matt. 'This tour bus is a wreck! Jack, want to explain why I found your underwear in the microwave?' 'NO, Alex, you can't go to the party. Because I SAID so, that's why!' But I also think he would be the first person any of them would go to if they had a problem. But enough of my inane rambling.

No, you're not the crazy old mod :) You are The Mod. Capitalized to express our secret fear of you. I do think you might throw cans at people, but only because if I asked around I think many people on this site would. Including meself.

I thoroughly enjoyed the comparison of yourself to Pete Wentz. Because that's exactly what it is. You are like our gateway into writing slash and putting it online.

Pete Wentz is the Only Reason We're Famous <3

Wow this comment is long. I will shut up now. I apologize for the minutes of your life you will never get back.

[darkbluerain]

Although I don't know how much authority there would be to it with that voice of his, haha.

Hahaha, secret fear? Trust me, fear is the last thing you would feel if you saw me in person. If there was ever some sort of Comic Con-esque LJ convention, everyone would be like, "Who's that short chick that smells like cupcakes? The...the AllTimeSlash mod? Shut the fuck up. Seriously, am I being Punk'd?"

Awww shucks :3
I also appreciate the compliment because I feel as though Pete Wentz is one of the few musicians I know of that I could actually be eye-to-eye with.

And I now apologize for stealing away your life-minutes as well.

[cerise_skies]

*happy squeals*

YAY!!!! A KINK DIARIES UPDATE :3

very very good bby ;)

[darkbluerain]

Well thank you sir ;)

Haha, thank Bridjet, she wrote all the sex. I wrote everything before that and the last five lines or so.

So can I make another request bb?

[americanaffair]

The ending just killed me.

I'm commenting from the grave.

We should get married, we're such an A+ team. Except you do the majority of the work. I'm just sorta here.

[darkbluerain]

Shut up, your half totally makes the fic.

Oooo, a fanfiction wife? I haven't had one of those in a very long time.

[americanaffair]

*Rolls eyes* :P

WELL WE'RE MARRIED NOW. YOU DON'T EVEN GET A BLOODY SAY. MUWHAHAH!

So is it just me or are there a bunch of cute little newbies on ATS? Because like, 3/4 of the people who've commented on what I posted are all people I have never had comment ever before. And I'm like. Fuck, I'm old!

[darkbluerain]

Oooo, a forceful wife? I LIKE IT.

There are! And they're not so bad either, I don't think we've ever had one of those mean superfans join the comm.