Comments | darkdisciple: FILK - The Ciernarrat Rap

darkdisciple

FILK - The Ciernarrat Rap

Feb 07, 2005 13:20

Yo homes, 'sup? I'm sure that all of you are familiar with the Deckard Cain rap poking fun at the character from Blizzard's Diablo II game. If you haven't heard it, then you aren't geeky enough. Go out and listen. This was written last winter when we were playing Caits in TBH's world (yes, Caits raise and eat Men in a similar manner to the way that ( Read more... )

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Owwww.... kitune February 7 2005, 22:16:51 UTC

*Begins filk removal process.*
*Abruptly ceases filk removal process when FRD (Filk Removal Device) ceases to be functional
*Removes several broken keys from the now useless keyboard and from indentations in forehead.*
*Looks around for another FRD.*
*Locates appropriately installed SRK (Stress Reduction Kit) consisting of a "Bang Head Here" sign affixed to a flat surface of appropriate density.*
*Confirms that SRK will be a suitable FRD.*
*Follows directions on SRK.*
*As indicated on the SRK instructions, ceases the filk removal process upon reaching unconsciousness, reasoning that an unconscious state is the same as being free from the filk.*

Re: Owwww.... kitune February 7 2005, 22:41:38 UTC

And I resent the assertion that only metallian subjects himself, err reads, these things. I always read your filks. I can't recall if you posted What Would Kalon Far(sp?) Do? as that is the one I am most fond of.

Re: Owwww.... darkdisciple February 8 2005, 14:19:51 UTC

I did post WWKFD?. It was a big hit with said Metallian.

Metallian is almost exclusively the only one who leaves comments on them, so I gather that most people are either annoyed, confuzzled, or just bored with 'em.