as i sit here in this swim cap i found in amongst the collection of shoes here, i find myself pondering several questions, such as "why am i here?", "what is my purpose in life?", "what's that smell?", "why is shadman touching me there?", "how many licks does it take before i blow my load into that whale?", "why is that homeless man worshipping me ( Read more... )

Santa Facts....., Movie Ideas, Just Wrong, Sims

Enjoy.....if anyone needs anything, i'm bored, save me lol.

-James

whoo! xmas! who actually says pronounces it like that anyway? anyone? speak up if you do lol ( Read more... )

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folks eat the whole bread?" The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered ( Read more... )

well, i woke up to CNN being on and they tell me they've caught saddam. i believe a "whoo" is in order i guess. not like he was any great threat to me personally, but you never know. they found him in some spiderhole south of his hometown, with like $750,000 in US dollars and 2 AK-47's and a pistol lol. i'm surprised he didn't shoot the commandos. ( Read more... )

had my only exam yesterday, fucking Networking, but i ended up getting a 72.3% on it, yay me. quite good considering the exam was on all 10 chapters and i only read the first 3 lol ( Read more... )

this is gold.....

-James

ah yeah, i felt like a real big man last night. i went to the mandarin with shad and his family, and it was awesome. amazing food, some hot waitresses and patrons, the works. i was having a good tiome right up until i felt like i was going to puke. so i was heading to the washroom and i got near the food, and i lost it just past the food, about 6 ( Read more... )

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werd.