Perhaps 'This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances'?
Noooo, this one! 'PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe' http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q1/prodwarn.html
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http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml
http://www.bored.com/crazywarnings/
Perhaps 'This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances'?
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'PUBLIC NOTICE AS REQUIRED BY LAW: Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe. Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe'
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/91q1/prodwarn.html
Thusly you would be the lord of chaos...
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