It never rains but it pours. When shit happens they tend to happen all at once and hit you at the exact spot when you are not wearing diapers. I have been having a spate of bad luck since I turned 22. Hope that's not an omen ( Read more... )

Kindle 2.

But really, I don't want any birthday presents. There isn't anything currently that I would like to have - except money. So donate to the 'Send Ally Overseas' fund. That'll be cool.

I really like Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. But I know the general consensus is that most people don't like it ( Read more... )

So we were at the carnival, and Coach was being rode by the Jockey, being steered into the center of a zombie horde. Instead of using a gun, Nick steps in and slashed the Jockey with a katana, saving Coach.

And another time, while Rochelle was being restrained by the Smoker, a Spitter came and spat on us trying to revive her, reducing all of our ( Read more... )

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There's a little misconception going around that I am some kind of an alcoholic. It's also kind of a catch-22 situation when I try to deny it, and the circular reasoning goes like this ( Read more... )

I dreamt that I went to Bangkok or something and in this rundown and stuffy building with lots of people, Cory, aka Mr Safety, aka one of the famous Youtube celebrities there is, was having a show.

Anyway he was sigining autographs and giving out posters. So for some reason I ended up at the front of the queue and I wrote my name down and he was ( Read more... )

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Will not be backpacking in May as expected. Only available after September.

*is super depressed*

Question: What sentence should a man get for the following crime: kidnapping of a 8-year-old girl, torture and rape to the point where the victim suffered irreparable damage to her genitals, anus and intestines, and remain in intensive care even up to this day?

Answer: A 12-year jail sentence

On the morning of last Dec. 11, police say Cho Du-sun ( Read more... )