Comments | darken_clayton: Be like HWA!

darken_clayton

Be like HWA!

May 08, 2004 07:55

eep, morning time, ackers. I'm currently in the process of preparing myself to go practice beating the shit out of people with sticks with Joe, Kendall, Luke, Tim, Kelly and Kendall's dad. Seems to be quite promising. I don't think I've been awake this early with the intention of staying awake for quite some time, so we'll have to see how my body ( Read more... )

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rabidcarebear May 8 2004, 08:13:29 UTC

1) I'm sleeping or 2) I'm gone. 3) I'm masturbating.

You forgot #3!! LOL
XD <3

darken_clayton May 8 2004, 10:53:42 UTC

Oh my god, I'm such an idiot. -blink- guhaha I can almost hear it now, " Hi, clayton here. I've disregarded the ringing phone for any one of three reasons. #1, I'm sleeping, so leave a message and don't call back for a while, remember that I like sleeping. #2 would be that I'm not here, so none of that "Clayton? Clayton, pick up the phone, it's blah....... Clayton?" Shit. Capish? And finally, reason #3. I'm masterbating profusely right now while thinking about you, lemme know what your thoughts on that are. peace. -beep-"

rabidcarebear May 8 2004, 20:34:22 UTC

OMGOGMGOMG! That would be so hot. Id like have to rape you if i ever called yo & that was your answering machine! OGMGOM MASTURBATION1!@!#!@ That is the best answering machine message everrrr! You should so make it be that! =O =O XD<3

darken_clayton May 8 2004, 21:08:28 UTC

;-D haha thats good shit, really it is. Guess that'll have to be the machine msg then.

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