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[darkenedleader]

If I hear one more crack about my personal hygiene, rest assured the speakers shall find themselves at the business end of my gun.

Rufus Sir, when are you going to leave? I am not letting you go unaccompanied.

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[zaxissupersexy]

Just remember to take the safty off FIRST, sir! :D

[darkenedleader]

Do you have a second deathwise, Zackary.

[zaxissupersexy]

Maaaaybe! If I get a chance to tangle with you again, I'd finally have a bit of a challenge out here!

Wanna play?

[darkenedleader]

Again, is it.

[pinfairies]

Like what?

[darkenedleader]

Excuse me?

[pinfairies]

The jokes! People might get mis-leaded and say something else, so give an example~?

[darkenedleader]

It would be best if no jokes are made at all.

... we have not spoken before.

[littleblackcait]

Now, who would dare ever make fun of the leader of the Turks? Oh, and clear a spot on your schedule, you've been elected to give Reno and me cooking lessons. Or at least Reno- his idea of cooking is boiled water and baked beans.

.... and hide all the paper bags you can find, hmm?

[Private//Unhackable]

Tseng, you need to do something to relax- you're going to crack yourself under all this stress. Don't sit and stew over things until they explode. Rufus needs you a lot more than he'd ever let on. Too bad he still doesn't know how to shed that stupid 'presidential' front....

((ooc: man, Tseng and Rufus are putting Reeve into overdrive on the 'nosy big brother' routine XD ))

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[darkenedleader]

Wait.. when did this happen and why was I not..

[darkenedleader]

Never mind.

[Private; Unhackable;]

What else can I do, Reeve? Interference is the cause for more stress than worth mentioning. It is how he is. I do not wish to burden him by needing anything more.

[ooc; Tseng's so, so, so difficult. x.x]

[littleblackcait]

Blame Elena- she said you knew how to cook. And while I can do a decent job, I can't cook Wutaian to save my life. I can cook chili and grill steaks, but every time I try to cook rice it burns....

[Private//Unhackable]

I didn't say interfere. I said to relax. Go beat the snot out of Zack or Reno or something. Meditate. Something to clear your mind so that you can focus better on the important things and not let the small stuff overwhelm you. Especially if it's something you cannot control... trust me, then it's best to take a step back and observe from a distance. Even when you really want to drag him back to his senses by the scruff of his neck.... I know, but he's still learning that here he's more than just the president of Shinra. ... heh. Funny, I think he said the exact same thing about you....

(ooc: the Shinra boys are all such obstinate little brats, aren't they? XD They need a good spanking. Or something. *patpats Tseng*))

[g_oggles]

If people are poking fun at your personal hygiene, it's probably becuase you did something to deserve it, isn't it?

[darkenedleader]

That is absolutely impossible.

[g_oggles]

Just stating the facts, man. Teasing's usually done for a reason. You sure you're brushing your teeth properly and stuff?

[darkenedleader]

One cannot exactly move away from someone who is injured, especially when they require close observation. I was making sure of my own hygiene but I am still being teased about it.

You are?