Dreams are getting weirder to make up for my boring life.

[darkest_dan]

On Monday night, I dreamt that I was watching Yes, Dear. On this particular episode, everyone was in the livingroom watching tv. It was some program about dogs. Everyone but Jimmy gradually left the room. At this point, Jimmy started masturbating. You could actually see it! Then Kim came back in and saw him. Then Greg came in, and Kim told him that

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[hugsxstitches]

Maybe you watch too much tv.

[anonymous]

There's a Yes, Dear marathon on tomorrow!
Eight hours!

[darkest_dan]

nice, what channel?

[archaic_knight]

That wansn't a dream, foo. Didn't you know Yes Dear is actually an explicit cable show but they had to tone it down for syndication?

[darkest_dan]

whoa, I guess it never occurred to me, because of the family-oriented themes most of the time... they just made me ignore all the hardcore sex.