I almost ran over a dog yesterday. I'm gonna work my way up to humans slowly.
OKAY. It has taken a billion years and enough swearing that I think I ran out of words, but my super-huge Arashi picspam is now complete! All you godless heathens who expressed doubt when I flailed that, yes, Arashi really is that gay -- GAZE UPON IN WONDER AND REALIZE YOUR TERRIBLE ERROR.
It's okay, I'll take you back, you just have to write Arashi orgy porn in penance. *___*
So let's start with Aiba.
Everyone loves Aiba!
Aiba has an abusive exciting abusively exciting relationship with Jun --
-- who is also doing, and sticking things in the various orifices of, Ohno --
-- whose boyfriend/life partner/soulbond/OTP OTP OTP!! is Nino.
Sho is Nino's best friend, and we all know what "best friend" means in JE.
Sho is also sleeping with Jun.
This presents a problem:
So they just threesome. :D
Meanwhile, Aiba and Nino --
-- are being totally innocent --
-- not playing with sticks or anything --
-- or other objects Aiba could pervert.
Really.
Totally innocent.
Jun is jealous that Nino's moving in on his scratchpost boyfriend --
But Aiba refuses to be left out.
After all, everyone loves Nino.
Well, only sometimes.
Faced with Aiba/Jun/Nino (and therefore the impending doom of the world as they know it), Ohno and Sho find themselves drunk and lonely at 3am in a hotel room, and, well...
-- they cuddle. What were you thinking?
Aiba must prove to his captain that he still loves him!
Sho too!
Let's just threesome them as well.
But hark! Someone's touching Ohno, and it isn't Nino! Everyone loves Ohno:
By "love," I mean "forcing blowjobs upon," obviously.
Nino, however, is easily jealous, so he moves in on both Sho and Aiba --
Not realizing they'd turn the cards on him:
So he threatened lovingly persuaded Aiba to join his tag-team and sandwich Ohno:
Ohmiya's happy to share the love with Jun as well.
Sho doesn't think it's very responsible to leave him and Aiba out, so Aiba plans and executes the Jun Recovery Plan, and Sho goes along for the ride to make sure Aiba doesn't wind up on the six o'clock news again they get behind Jun:
Because everyone loves J--
Er.
Sho, in a fit of frustration and "why won't fandom ever get me laid," decides to systematically go through all of Arashi.
Because everyone loves Sho!
In fact, everyone loves each other...
A lot...
A lot...
ARASHI ORGY.
PINK SUITS
RAINBOWS
TENTACLES CURLING BEHIND FLYING HEARTS AND GENTLY-DRIFTING SAKURA PETALS
ORGIES DRESSED LIKE WOMEN
ORGIES HARDLY DRESSED AT ALL
What? Group sex is exhausting.
(ajdhfkf you know they're passing along dirty messages.)
Barefoot orgy!
Wiggly, piled-on-the-bed orgy!
"WHERE IS YOUR HAND" orgy!
And did I mention the rainbows?
WRITE ME ARASHI PORN. :D
It's okay, I'll take you back, you just have to write Arashi orgy porn in penance. *___*
So let's start with Aiba.
Everyone loves Aiba!
Aiba has an abusive exciting abusively exciting relationship with Jun --
-- who is also doing, and sticking things in the various orifices of, Ohno --
-- whose boyfriend/life partner/soulbond/OTP OTP OTP!! is Nino.
Sho is Nino's best friend, and we all know what "best friend" means in JE.
Sho is also sleeping with Jun.
This presents a problem:
So they just threesome. :D
Meanwhile, Aiba and Nino --
-- are being totally innocent --
-- not playing with sticks or anything --
-- or other objects Aiba could pervert.
Really.
Totally innocent.
Jun is jealous that Nino's moving in on his scratchpost boyfriend --
But Aiba refuses to be left out.
After all, everyone loves Nino.
Well, only sometimes.
Faced with Aiba/Jun/Nino (and therefore the impending doom of the world as they know it), Ohno and Sho find themselves drunk and lonely at 3am in a hotel room, and, well...
-- they cuddle. What were you thinking?
Aiba must prove to his captain that he still loves him!
Sho too!
Let's just threesome them as well.
But hark! Someone's touching Ohno, and it isn't Nino! Everyone loves Ohno:
By "love," I mean "forcing blowjobs upon," obviously.
Nino, however, is easily jealous, so he moves in on both Sho and Aiba --
Not realizing they'd turn the cards on him:
So he threatened lovingly persuaded Aiba to join his tag-team and sandwich Ohno:
Ohmiya's happy to share the love with Jun as well.
Sho doesn't think it's very responsible to leave him and Aiba out, so Aiba plans and executes the Jun Recovery Plan, and Sho goes along for the ride to make sure Aiba doesn't wind up on the six o'clock news again they get behind Jun:
Because everyone loves J--
Er.
Sho, in a fit of frustration and "why won't fandom ever get me laid," decides to systematically go through all of Arashi.
Because everyone loves Sho!
In fact, everyone loves each other...
A lot...
A lot...
ARASHI ORGY.
PINK SUITS
RAINBOWS
TENTACLES CURLING BEHIND FLYING HEARTS AND GENTLY-DRIFTING SAKURA PETALS
ORGIES DRESSED LIKE WOMEN
ORGIES HARDLY DRESSED AT ALL
What? Group sex is exhausting.
(ajdhfkf you know they're passing along dirty messages.)
Barefoot orgy!
Wiggly, piled-on-the-bed orgy!
"WHERE IS YOUR HAND" orgy!
And did I mention the rainbows?
WRITE ME ARASHI PORN. :D