Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

[darkeyedwolf]

They fight crime! is the single most awesome website in existence.

BEHOLD:

He's an underprivileged playboy stage actor with a passion for fast cars. She's an artistic hypochondriac mechanic from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!SO PERFECT FOR OHMIYA. SO UTTERLY, UTTERLY PERFECT. Nino, the playboy actor with a love of shiny penis

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[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHAHA. That is so beautiful, I do believe I need to friend you right now. *___* Hope you don't mind!

[aatash]

Mind? I'm more than honoured!! ♥♥♥

Also, um, I couldn't help it (don't laugh D:)--

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

The girl at his arm giggled into the collar of her fur coat. “Oh Kazu-chan, how romanticNino tipped his head, a quirky smile on his lips. It was a long established fact that women adored the words of William Shakespeare, and any idiot who should so happen to recall any line that captured the essence of his tragedies could easily cause those of the female persuasion to quiver like peacock feathers in the breeze

[aatash]

Before him stood a girl, no taller than he was, with long, dark lashes that added a sensuous touch to a pair of wide eyes, a button nose that was scrunched up in mild confusion, and full glossy lips that rounded in a pout. Her haircut was short and sharp, unusual for girls of their generation but nevertheless, she had the prettiest Japanese features Nino had ever seen. Gorgeous, in fact, if it were not for the odd detail of

*FLAILS FIERCELY*

[darkeyedwolf]

fl;kjsdlfjsdklfjsdklfj OMG.

could easily cause those of the female persuasion to quiver like peacock feathers in the breeze.

“Kazu-chan?” free meal #315 asked, startled.

Smiling with all the charm of a leprechaun

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

Nino performed a flourished bow. “Merely an interested party who wishes to partake in this battle for glory.”

“Par-what?”

“I think he wants to fight for the car too,” a quiet voice supplied.

AND THEN HAVE SEX IN THE BACKSEAT AS CELEBRATION, YES?

Then again, who in their right mind would prepare for a small club-wielding Japanese girl in a red and blue bikini?

W-WELCOME TO ARASHI? *_____*

She- no, he -smiled rather vaguely this time. “Ohno Satoshi. Nice to meet you.”

NO, REALLY. SEX IN THE CAR?

"You've very pretty."
"Are you objectifying me?"
"My good lady, I would never... oh god, just take off the bikini."

*d-ducks*

[aatash]

Oh Wolfie you have no idea how many times I read this one comment while I was waiting for my stir-fry to turn a crispy brown in the frying pan YOUR COMMENTS ARE FILLED WITH AWESOME and give me much motivation.

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

IN MY BED, NOW ♥

AND THEN HAVE SEX IN THE BACKSEAT AS CELEBRATION, YES?

... I can just see the start of the next episode--

Nino swears as he drags his body, heavy and sticky, out of the backseat and across the gear in the center, to slam a palm on the little red triangle sitting in the middle of the controls. Ohno, completely naked- save for, strangely enough, his star-patterned boots -raises his upper body up by the elbows, panting lightly.

"Does that stop the other cars from making loud noises at us?" he asks.

Nino takes a minute to flip a very rude sign to a honking car on the highway lane next to them, before he crawls atop Ohno and pushes the pretty man back down. "Shut up and kiss me."

"You know, I think this is one of the Bad Male Things I'm not supposed to--mmmms'niceYEAH

Re: *d-ducks*

[darkeyedwolf]

Ohno, completely naked- save for, strangely enough, his star-patterned boots -raises his upper body up by the elbows, panting lightly.

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I'd tap that.

*cries for soul*

alsdkf HAHAHA, just the thought of Ohno saying in a huff, "HOW DARE YOU OBJECTIFY ME, I AM NOT A SEXUAL OBJECT" chips at my soul

flsdjf HAHAHAHA. YES. And then Ohno can take Nino to meet the parents! I MEAN SEX. SEX IS GOOD. *____* I will now be clinging to your ankles as a goodfic Arashi author, I HOPE THIS IS COOL.

Re: *d-ducks*

[aatash]

XDDD

*chokes* With Ohno mama as tough game-loving Amazon? "HOW DARE YOU BRING HOME A USELESS, BONY MAN ooooooh is that a DS?" asldkf;; soveryflattered o////o especially since I'm considering a five-things meme you once suggested.