I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
YAMATARO. YAMATARO. OH MY GOD. SPARKLES AND SCHOOLBOYS AND RAINBOWS AND CROSSDRESSING AND JAPANESE BOYBAND MEMBERS ON HORSES WITH FEATHERS IN THEIR CAPS.
YAMATARO IS MY JESUS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE PLAYING GUITAR, SHO?!
......... THIS IS THE VERY FIRST IMAGE OF THE EPISODE. Obviously Arashi, having conquered the rainbow, are setting their sights on other giant, skyward platforms they can have sex on.
OMG EYELINER
OMG SCHOOLBOYS
So, the drama goes like this:
Sho is rich, Nino is poor, and Nino will do anything for money.
Obviously the solution here is for Sho to become Nino's sugar daddy, but I doubt the Japanese television industry is as clever as me.
THEY ARE, HOWEVER, ON CRACK BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS.
HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY NINO TO DO THIS.
I seriously expected them to break out in synchronized slow dance while Blue Moon played softly from the stereo. It was that kind of scene.
;f;sdfkdjlf those TWO SECONDS worth of Sho fingerporn were ENTIRELY WORTH IT because it's actually Sho playing, those are actually his fingers, he is actually giving me a heart attack imagining those fingers... doing things.
NINO YOU ARE NOT CHIAKI
BUT YOU ARE IN TIGHTS???
OH MY GOD
I COULD WATCH AN ENTIRE DRAMA OF NINO AT BALLET SCHOOL JUST SAYIN'
Peeking at Nino's almond chocolate. But I'm sure they're just friends!
"I'm sorry I want to have sex with you and that freaks you out."
... Rainbows.
RAINBOWS.
THEY KNOW ARASHI SO WELL.
as;kfljs;dfkd;f they are rocking out with sparkles and rainbows fkljsdfklj oh my god Arashi NEVER LEAVE ME. ♥ ♥ ♥
OMG NINO HUGGING A SMALL CHILD
HE IS GOING TO CORRUPT THEM TO HIS RAINBOW WAYS
SHO: AND THEY WILL CALL HIM THE BOY WHO LIVED
BEST OPENING EVER? I THINK SO. *___*
Sho's totally straight character is so totally straightly obsessed with Nino that he's stalking him in totally straight interest.
Little did he know, Nino's already involved with a giant tentacle.
....................... Yes. Yes, that is a giant floating korokke causing a lightning storm over their house.
OMG NINO TUCKING SMALL CHILDREN INTO BED
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
THAT'S RIGHT: SHO'S CHARACTER IS, IN FACT, SO GAY HE SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME FLOWER ARRANGING.
In case you missed it:
This is Nino, sweaty, dirty, and working hard.
This is Nino's coworker, obviously completely heterosexual.
This is Nino's coworker talking to Nino, ALL THE WHILE rubbing his fingers over and over on his hard hat.
....
You know. In case you missed it.
OH MY GOD SHIBATA RIE
OH MY GOD CRAZY EVIL STAMPEDING NOSTRILS-FLARING UNSTOPPABLE HOUSEWIFE POWER IN A PLEASANT FLOWERED APRON
OH MY GOD I LOVE HER
"YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH."
PRACTICING FOR HER STAKEOUT OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY'S LOCKER ROOM??
... Taro's family is so poor their birthday hats are made from supermarket flyers. That is both heartbreaking and the cutest thing I have ever seen aslkj;dsklf *cries*
EXCUSE ME. Who gave you permission to be straight, Taro.
................ out of all the fantasies you could visualize while Nino's working, you choose a crowned prince? (Who, by looking at that outfit, is gay anyway?) WHAT ABOUT SHIRTLESSNESS. OR SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN HIS FLEXING MUSCLES. OR NINO IN NOTHING BUT THE YELLOW BENTO BANDANA, RUBBING OIL ON HIMSELF AND HIS CO-WORKERS WHILE THEY PLAY "IT'S RAINING MEN."
I mean, come on.
... okay, wait, who is THAT. *__*
GET THE PUDDING BENTO
In dim lighting, people will think Nino finally has facial hair! :D
NEXT WEEK: NINO IS A MAID. SOMEWHERE, JUN IS HAVING A SEIZURE FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD.
YAMATARO IS MY JESUS.
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE PLAYING GUITAR, SHO?!
......... THIS IS THE VERY FIRST IMAGE OF THE EPISODE. Obviously Arashi, having conquered the rainbow, are setting their sights on other giant, skyward platforms they can have sex on.
OMG EYELINER
OMG SCHOOLBOYS
So, the drama goes like this:
Sho is rich, Nino is poor, and Nino will do anything for money.
Obviously the solution here is for Sho to become Nino's sugar daddy, but I doubt the Japanese television industry is as clever as me.
THEY ARE, HOWEVER, ON CRACK BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS.
HOW MUCH DID THEY PAY NINO TO DO THIS.
I seriously expected them to break out in synchronized slow dance while Blue Moon played softly from the stereo. It was that kind of scene.
;f;sdfkdjlf those TWO SECONDS worth of Sho fingerporn were ENTIRELY WORTH IT because it's actually Sho playing, those are actually his fingers, he is actually giving me a heart attack imagining those fingers... doing things.
NINO YOU ARE NOT CHIAKI
BUT YOU ARE IN TIGHTS???
OH MY GOD
I COULD WATCH AN ENTIRE DRAMA OF NINO AT BALLET SCHOOL JUST SAYIN'
Peeking at Nino's almond chocolate. But I'm sure they're just friends!
"I'm sorry I want to have sex with you and that freaks you out."
... Rainbows.
RAINBOWS.
THEY KNOW ARASHI SO WELL.
as;kfljs;dfkd;f they are rocking out with sparkles and rainbows fkljsdfklj oh my god Arashi NEVER LEAVE ME. ♥ ♥ ♥
OMG NINO HUGGING A SMALL CHILD
HE IS GOING TO CORRUPT THEM TO HIS RAINBOW WAYS
SHO: AND THEY WILL CALL HIM THE BOY WHO LIVED
BEST OPENING EVER? I THINK SO. *___*
Sho's totally straight character is so totally straightly obsessed with Nino that he's stalking him in totally straight interest.
Little did he know, Nino's already involved with a giant tentacle.
....................... Yes. Yes, that is a giant floating korokke causing a lightning storm over their house.
OMG NINO TUCKING SMALL CHILDREN INTO BED
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
THAT'S RIGHT: SHO'S CHARACTER IS, IN FACT, SO GAY HE SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME FLOWER ARRANGING.
In case you missed it:
This is Nino, sweaty, dirty, and working hard.
This is Nino's coworker, obviously completely heterosexual.
This is Nino's coworker talking to Nino, ALL THE WHILE rubbing his fingers over and over on his hard hat.
....
You know. In case you missed it.
OH MY GOD SHIBATA RIE
OH MY GOD CRAZY EVIL STAMPEDING NOSTRILS-FLARING UNSTOPPABLE HOUSEWIFE POWER IN A PLEASANT FLOWERED APRON
OH MY GOD I LOVE HER
"YOU HAVE A PURDY MOUTH."
PRACTICING FOR HER STAKEOUT OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BOY'S LOCKER ROOM??
... Taro's family is so poor their birthday hats are made from supermarket flyers. That is both heartbreaking and the cutest thing I have ever seen aslkj;dsklf *cries*
EXCUSE ME. Who gave you permission to be straight, Taro.
................ out of all the fantasies you could visualize while Nino's working, you choose a crowned prince? (Who, by looking at that outfit, is gay anyway?) WHAT ABOUT SHIRTLESSNESS. OR SWEAT DRIPPING DOWN HIS FLEXING MUSCLES. OR NINO IN NOTHING BUT THE YELLOW BENTO BANDANA, RUBBING OIL ON HIMSELF AND HIS CO-WORKERS WHILE THEY PLAY "IT'S RAINING MEN."
I mean, come on.
... okay, wait, who is THAT. *__*
GET THE PUDDING BENTO
In dim lighting, people will think Nino finally has facial hair! :D
NEXT WEEK: NINO IS A MAID. SOMEWHERE, JUN IS HAVING A SEIZURE FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD.