marijuana makes me feel like a porn star.

[darkfaery]

sunday jade (vanima_elemiire) and i went to wonderland. we went on almost every ride. we got called lesbians and got stalked by a bunch of red and yellow jumpers, who we later saw rowing on the water with brooms as paddles. i wished we became friends with them when i saw that. we were rebellious and threw donuts and serviettes off of the zodiac. we are going back

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[vanima_elemiire]

You must stop all of this worrying Alia. Do not even think about this fridge-like freezer shaped filth. DOWN with the games. DOWN with the Duke Nukems. No more nightmares about phone sex & slanted beady eye bashing! No more manga drawings or FILA shoes ruining my chances of becoming #1 in graphic design or visiual arts.
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING PEN GUN THEN LEAVE YOUR PASSPORT AS A TOKEN OF YOUR LOVE & STUPIDITY.
Throoooow yourself down those damn stairs before I am forced to touch yo' yellow bellied BLACK snaked bull dog headed but I'm only fucking 15 years old but/im only fucking *thrust* a child puffed up layer upon layer of black slips X wanna be ballsack of a cat eating self. By the way when did I hump your ass? Down with this mind fucking yes no yes no yes no I like your smile but only when it's wrapped around my cock shiiiiiiaaaaaaaat!

You son of a bitch...
You shot me in the ass.
HEIL JADE!

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[darkfaery]

that was the best comment ever. you are the next hitler.

remember monday morning you were next to the wall so you climbed over me and ended up humping my ass?

[vanima_elemiire]

You my little palestine number 9 will help me defeat our enemies. The swej.

OOOOOHHH yeah, I ended up riding you actually.

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[darkfaery]

she's german and i'm palestinian, we fell in love because of our hatred.

*whispers* ride me