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[darkfantom]

Alright, thats it. Next year at Eurovision, we have NO public vote to select Britain's entry, because the public always select the worst possible option. Next year, we should just say "the UK will be represented by DRAGONFORCE" and be done with it. Not only will we win, but it will prove to the rest of Europe that we aren't wusses, honest, and the

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[bazzarati]

Damn Straight.

You should write a letter to the government, CC the BBC, and that way they'll know how outraged we are at our poor representation.

[darkfantom]

I fully intend to. I have begun to draft one already, pleading the case of DRAGONFORCE. I have noted that DRAGONFORCE can only be spelled in block capitals in order to convey their awesomeness and heavyness properly, and have noted that if we DO enter DRAGONFORCE, all other nations in Europe will send us gifts as a "please don't kill us" message.

[bazzarati]

You would think so, but on careful examination, DRAGONFORCE are not a scary band, as they sing about happy things like flying and living forever and victory!

Also, their guitar playing is so technical, so energy, so power! All good qualities

[darkfantom]

True they aren't scary in nature, but they frighten people in differant ways, by forcing them to think "HOLY FUCKING SHIT LISTEN TO HOW AWESOME THEY ARE! HOW CAN WE COMPARE?"

[darkfantom]

Exactly, its usually ALWAYS a Baltic country that wins, loads of little countries that nobody has even heard of that are all best friends with each other doesn't seem fair on the voting thing to me.

But having said that, the Ukraine's entry was epic.

[bazzarati]

That's because they feel a sense of solidarity after being Soviet for so long... Whereas we hate the French...