The roof of my mouth is bleeding quite profusely. I don't know why.

My omellette making technique is now perfect.

A friend of mine made this because another friend of mine and I were screwing around in an online debate forumn cracking jokes about how women's uterii are filled with evil black magic, and I made an all your base reference ("SOMEONE SET US UP THE PREGGERS!") and he responded with one ("All your uterus belong to us!"). Then one of the thread mods ( Read more... )

Your Band Name is:
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8886199035190443829&q=polar+bear

For the women of South Dakota: an abortion manual ( Read more... )

Ummm der fuck? Cassie 'tagged' me. I can only pray to god that isn't some kind of sexual innuendo, like laundry... You can TO do your laundry by yourself ( Read more... )

First, eat me Jack Thompson. [url=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/28/tech/gamecore/main992768.shtml]Serious media outlets are finally wising up.[/url ( Read more... )

AHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLROFLLOLTEBALB

http://people.redhat.com/blizzard/monkeys.txt

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*posts*
*Hopes it doesn't look like shit again*

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )