XFiles/roleplay, because I am a big old softie when it comes to Mulder/Krychek. I like my rat a little dirty and beat up and Mulder not too much of an ass.
Batman/Flash - Wrong Movie (524 words)darkhavensJuly 6 2010, 20:10:34 UTC
Oh, gods. I saw this prompt and my mind went straight to the Batman porn parody movie and then I wondered, what if there was a JLA porn parody and Flash got hold of it and...
When the movie started playing and the fake (stacked, racked and packed) JLA team, in various stages of undress and arousal, appeared on screen, Wally dropped the remote in shock. And maybe horror. Embarrassment was definitely in the mix somewhere too because he had so not been planning on sharing his porn collection with his crush and kinda-boss, everThe unexpected, though expectedly tight, grip on the back of his neck prevented him from bending down, grabbing the remote, hitting the off button, ejecting the disc, snatching it up and running away - faaaaaaaar away - before Batman could kill him
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Spike/Xander - Epiphany (548 words)darkhavensJuly 6 2010, 22:39:20 UTC
Xander has been working alongside Spike for over a year when the epiphany hits. It's not a big one, as epiphanies go - and boy, does he know from epiphanies - but it still stops him in his tracks and makes him blink.
Whenever he's around Angel, he always has the same immediate, bone-deep reaction of 'Vampire. Evil. Kill it. KILL IT!' which then morphs straight into 'Oh, right, Angel. Skeevy old 'good' vampire perving on schoolgirls - okay, schoolgirl... and of the Slayer persuasion, but still! - Do. Not. Want. Kill it!'
With Spike? Not so much.
Oh, maybe in the beginning, he was all 'Vampire! Kill! KILL!' But then stuff happened. A microscope to the head followed by a period of fear and dread, ruled over by Spike, all lovesick and drunk - and incidentally, how is that even possible with the whole borrowed blood thing and the demon and being undead and all?
Focus, Xander. Epiph now, question later. Right. Where was he again? Oh, yeah.Spike. And his scary-romantic co-dependence thing with Dru that had him trying to get help with
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Re: Spike/Xander - Epiphany (548 words)menomegirlJuly 7 2010, 01:22:39 UTC
Oh, I liked this very much; I was imagining the expressions on Xander's face as he thought all that out.
I especially liked these lines:
Somehow that whole mess made him look less like a soulless monster and more like a clueless teenage schmuck of the type that Xander was sadly very familiar with.
Angel brooded and loomed and angsted manfully - vampfully?
It made him seem human, somehow, whereas nothing Angel - or Angelus - did ever let anyone forget what he was, not even for a moment.
Despite his hundred plus years of undeadness, Spike still lived life to the full and revelled in his humanity at least as often as he indulged his demon.
Connor/Murphy, Beating The Heat (418 words)darkhavensJuly 7 2010, 00:51:25 UTC
Connor is up on the roof of their building, wearing nothing but a pair of frayed boxers and sprawled out in the shade of a ramshackle shed they'd found up there the first time they'd gone up to look around after moving in. The shade, coupled with the cross-breeze moving east to west between the taller blocks on either side, helped to keep his skin temperature just below egg-frying levels. Heat waves sucked ass
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All your fault, of course. You always manage to pull me in eventually. :P
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When the movie started playing and the fake (stacked, racked and packed) JLA team, in various stages of undress and arousal, appeared on screen, Wally dropped the remote in shock. And maybe horror. Embarrassment was definitely in the mix somewhere too because he had so not been planning on sharing his porn collection with his crush and kinda-boss, everThe unexpected, though expectedly tight, grip on the back of his neck prevented him from bending down, grabbing the remote, hitting the off button, ejecting the disc, snatching it up and running away - faaaaaaaar away - before Batman could kill him ( ... )
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I couldn't resist the opportunity for tentacles. I figured the pornmeisters would see 'alien' and automatically go there. :D
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Whenever he's around Angel, he always has the same immediate, bone-deep reaction of 'Vampire. Evil. Kill it. KILL IT!' which then morphs straight into 'Oh, right, Angel. Skeevy old 'good' vampire perving on schoolgirls - okay, schoolgirl... and of the Slayer persuasion, but still! - Do. Not. Want. Kill it!'
With Spike? Not so much.
Oh, maybe in the beginning, he was all 'Vampire! Kill! KILL!' But then stuff happened. A microscope to the head followed by a period of fear and dread, ruled over by Spike, all lovesick and drunk - and incidentally, how is that even possible with the whole borrowed blood thing and the demon and being undead and all?
Focus, Xander. Epiph now, question later. Right. Where was he again? Oh, yeah.Spike. And his scary-romantic co-dependence thing with Dru that had him trying to get help with ( ... )
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I especially liked these lines:
Somehow that whole mess made him look less like a soulless monster and more like a clueless teenage schmuck of the type that Xander was sadly very familiar with.
Angel brooded and loomed and angsted manfully - vampfully?
It made him seem human, somehow, whereas nothing Angel - or Angelus - did ever let anyone forget what he was, not even for a moment.
Despite his hundred plus years of undeadness, Spike still lived life to the full and revelled in his humanity at least as often as he indulged his demon.
Great characterization.
Thank you!
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It was fun spending time in Xander's head again. Even his inner monologue babbles. *g*
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Thanks!
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LMAO! I LOVE IT! VODKA GUNS! HEEEEEEE! Plus, licking alcohol off of someone is never not hot. ^__~
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Murphy is sneaky smart. His plan will get them cooled down and all het up, both at the same time. :D
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