"screaming bad: being handed your adopted baby"
SO TODAY U GUIS. i didnt do much. but im gonna ramble about things that delighted me. like last night, LOL. i was watching important things with demetri martin. ino a lot of people dont like him but fuck it i do and yeah. last week it said this weeks "important thing" was gonna be strategy, and from like the preview they did i THOUGHT it was gonna have sherlock holmes in it, but i wasnt sure so i was excited XD (cos im honestly that fail)
my title came from good, bad, interesting segment (ie the topic was screaming, and he listed when screaming was good, bad, and interesting XD<3) i also lol'd at the property court spoof where this one guy sued demetri's character for building a fence on his property and he wanted the $600some it cost to get it removed and fix his land. demetri countersued saying the man (who was super old and feeble) broke his neck, back, beat him, raped him, etc and so forth, stole $875 and was countersuing for 200 million, 875 dollars for pain and suffering and etc. XDDDDD i lmfao'd hard. i was getting :(, however, cos i thought i was wrong about the one thing and it wouldnt happen and then BAM i was motherfucking right. a sherlock holmes thing. at first i was like e_e cos there were two ladies on the couch and then they left to go powder their noses and it was like:
holmes: she was not wearing any undergarments
watson: so wot does that mean
holmes: wot it means, watson, is were dealing with a couple of tarts. then they jump up and down holding each other and watsons very excited that hes going to get laid. so i was sort of wavery cos i thought it was gonna be rly eee you know? but then the ladies came back and one of them was like :D we have a game we can play! and watsons like :D! cos he thinks its a bedroom game. hes less than pleased when they reveal clue, to which i promptly lmfao'd, especially when holmes is like yes...i DO love a good mystery XDDD
and they proceed to play clue. watson is pissed, the girls are giddy, and as theyre making guesses holmes is all /scoffs/ and then at one point one of the girls is like /rattles off conclusion/ her: I WON! I BEAT SHERLOCK HOLMES! and holmes is like D:watson: yay the game is over! now ladies...lets solve the mystery of whos going to take off my pants. TO THE BEDROOM!
holmes interrupts and is like all srs: miss scarlet is completely innocent D:
watson: hes...just joking youre-youre joking, right holmes?
holmes: justice is no joke, watson. now miss scarlet seemed guilty for one reason. SHE WAS FRAMED BY COLONEL MUSTARD. mustard-an imposter with a name, im sure youve noticed, is not of known anglo-saxon origin
watson: please dont do this-
holmes: watson, im thinking! silence!
and then he went on a long rant about why colonel mustard did it and the women were like :/ and watson was like i-ill just go get some licorice :D and he goes off to get it. the women are like D:< WERE TIRED and watson peeks round the door all ladies, i found licorice :D and...oops /steps forward, he has no pants on/
watson: where are you going D:
woman: home
watson: WE SHOULD TAKE A GROUP SHOWER! (i was /ded/ by this point. just fucking ded.)
watson (to holmes): guh, good night.
holmes: off to pleasure yourself in your quarters?
watson: .../looks over in surprise/ holmes! how did you know?
holmes: elementary, my dear friend, but that is a story for another time.
XDDD i was srsly just fucking ded. especially since watson went out to get food and took off his pants, and then wanted everyone to take a shower. i saw it as being very true to canon XD<3
and yeah. i went to bed round 2ish, 3ish and got up at noon. and i was still tired :( i puttered about online (i got to 20 pages as i wanted on my one story, YES!) and then dad and i went off to see shutter island. my sister was being a douche. she wanted to see the movie, and dad offered to give her $5 and shed have to pay the rest of her ticket. tickets cost $5.50. she refused to go; she refused to pay FIFTY CENTS. SRSLY. WTF. and dad was gonna buy popcorn and drinks and shit. jesus, idk wot her problem is but honestly. on the way dad made me lol cos we were talking about sherlock holmes & i was talking about watson.
dad: hes (watson) gay
me: well some people like to say bi
dad: he can see dr watson naked
me: wot??? watson can see himself naked?
dad: no, sherlock can. sherlock would be gay to see him in the shower. AND HE WOULD LIKE IT >:D XDDDD it always sort of creeps me out when he goes on about them being gay, but it also rly amuses me at the same time XDDDD<3
and apparently dad thinks alice in wonderland looks good, and when i told him my friends & i will prolly be seeing it he was like wot, you dont want to see that with me >:| i guess weve been bonding over movies, LOL. i know if i have no one else to see iron man 2 with hell go with me. cos when he doesnt like movies, hes very vocal like "you took me to see this piece of crap? i want my money and my life back" when he likes something well enough he ALWAYS says "it was all right".
well, previews started and they did one for wall street. the whole time in my mind i was like willing them to do iron man 2 preview (WHICH I HAVENT SEEN YET) and im like ironman2ironman2ironman2 and then when the next preview started and the dude was like mr stark i was like EEEEE XDDD dad looked at me like wtf ;_; it took months but i saw the preview, lol. and dad was like: ID LIKE TO SEE THAT. IT LOOKS RLY GOOD. which means he must rly want to see it cos he always downplays shit. (example: he said sherlock holmes was all right, but then he wouldnt stop acting like sherlock holmes & pretending i was watson >_O)
SO shutter island. im just gonna say some stuff here (that isnt spoiler-ific in any sort of way :3)
teddy (dicaprios) partner chuck (ruffalo) said something like wotever the fuck or whyever the fuck, something fuck in regards to having no idea why crazies acted as they did
dr cawley (IE OUR CRIME DOCTOR<3) to teddy: that is close to my clinical conclusion :)
ben kingsley got the biggest laughs, not even kidding. actually, i think he got all of them but maybe one or two. and no it wasnt a comedy, he just said amusing things. anyhoo, i continue:
dr cawley (to teddy): baby, why're you so wet?
dr cawley (to teddy): you blew up my car. ...i rly liked that car :(
warden (stottlemeyer, LOL. to teddy): if i sank my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to fight me off (somewot paraphrased, and again, no spoiler it was just him asking a random question.)
teddy: why dont you try it :| (i was like LOL WTF)
me: i liked that ben kingsleys character lived in a victorian house...and smoked a pipe...and was a doctor :) (HE FUCKING DID I SQUEE'D like the crazy bitch i am)
dad: LIKE WATSON!!! LOL trufax, trufax<3 when bk first came on, dad was like:
dad: is he the one that kissed an olsen? (i told him about that one movie)
me: yes
dad: EW THATS DISGUSTING (were in the theatre, whispering kinda loudly XD<3)
me: NO ITS BEN KINGSLEY D:< and dad just gave me a wtf face and left me alone XDDD<3
extra points
1) the music in the beginning fucking annoyed me. yes, i get that its supposed to be suspenseful. it was just annoying
2) i was tripped out and confused for most of the movie XD which was a good thing, i guess, cos you kinda lost touch of wot was real and wasnt, like teddy
3) i liked that they showed dachau and you know the auschwitz arbeit macht frei sign. im a geek for history (WHICH IS A SURPRISE INO) so it was just nice.
4) i hated how abruptly they ended the movie, like lighthouse then BLACK cos its like ??? but then i actually do like the ending. was teddy rly a crazy killer? was he actually brainwashed and had no idea that he WAS brainwashed, or was he brainwashed, knew about it, and went to meet the fate of being lobotomized? i loved it, its great. personally i like to think his wife killed the kids, he killed her, and was crazy cos that means dr cawley rly *was* trying to cure him as best he could. cos i motherfucking love ben kingsley <3 and as a good guy, mind you<3
5) but if he rly did do that shit, that meant that john carrol lynch & stottlemeyer were good, and i was totally banking on them being bad, LMFAO. BUT if he did it, that would mean that i totally knew that: 1) he was crazy 2) his partner wasnt rly his partner and 3) he was #67 within, like, the first 10-15 minutes of the film x3
and yes im aware my journal is totally rambly and all over the place but thats how i was watching the movie. XD it was all right, but im not a fair judge of these things cos pretty much all through the movie i was just waiting for whenever ben kingsley would come back on. i wasnt sure if i wanted to cling to him or put him in my pocket XD i just know i get creepier every day that passes. cos ive seen people saying how hot leo dicaprio was (like my sister) and im just all <333 at bk.
srsly tho. he had such puppy eyes and D: faces at some parts i wanted to just hug him. SO. i think if you like ben kingsley, that alone makes the movie worth it LMAO.
my title came from good, bad, interesting segment (ie the topic was screaming, and he listed when screaming was good, bad, and interesting XD<3) i also lol'd at the property court spoof where this one guy sued demetri's character for building a fence on his property and he wanted the $600some it cost to get it removed and fix his land. demetri countersued saying the man (who was super old and feeble) broke his neck, back, beat him, raped him, etc and so forth, stole $875 and was countersuing for 200 million, 875 dollars for pain and suffering and etc. XDDDDD i lmfao'd hard. i was getting :(, however, cos i thought i was wrong about the one thing and it wouldnt happen and then BAM i was motherfucking right. a sherlock holmes thing. at first i was like e_e cos there were two ladies on the couch and then they left to go powder their noses and it was like:
holmes: she was not wearing any undergarments
watson: so wot does that mean
holmes: wot it means, watson, is were dealing with a couple of tarts. then they jump up and down holding each other and watsons very excited that hes going to get laid. so i was sort of wavery cos i thought it was gonna be rly eee you know? but then the ladies came back and one of them was like :D we have a game we can play! and watsons like :D! cos he thinks its a bedroom game. hes less than pleased when they reveal clue, to which i promptly lmfao'd, especially when holmes is like yes...i DO love a good mystery XDDD
and they proceed to play clue. watson is pissed, the girls are giddy, and as theyre making guesses holmes is all /scoffs/ and then at one point one of the girls is like /rattles off conclusion/ her: I WON! I BEAT SHERLOCK HOLMES! and holmes is like D:watson: yay the game is over! now ladies...lets solve the mystery of whos going to take off my pants. TO THE BEDROOM!
holmes interrupts and is like all srs: miss scarlet is completely innocent D:
watson: hes...just joking youre-youre joking, right holmes?
holmes: justice is no joke, watson. now miss scarlet seemed guilty for one reason. SHE WAS FRAMED BY COLONEL MUSTARD. mustard-an imposter with a name, im sure youve noticed, is not of known anglo-saxon origin
watson: please dont do this-
holmes: watson, im thinking! silence!
and then he went on a long rant about why colonel mustard did it and the women were like :/ and watson was like i-ill just go get some licorice :D and he goes off to get it. the women are like D:< WERE TIRED and watson peeks round the door all ladies, i found licorice :D and...oops /steps forward, he has no pants on/
watson: where are you going D:
woman: home
watson: WE SHOULD TAKE A GROUP SHOWER! (i was /ded/ by this point. just fucking ded.)
watson (to holmes): guh, good night.
holmes: off to pleasure yourself in your quarters?
watson: .../looks over in surprise/ holmes! how did you know?
holmes: elementary, my dear friend, but that is a story for another time.
XDDD i was srsly just fucking ded. especially since watson went out to get food and took off his pants, and then wanted everyone to take a shower. i saw it as being very true to canon XD<3
and yeah. i went to bed round 2ish, 3ish and got up at noon. and i was still tired :( i puttered about online (i got to 20 pages as i wanted on my one story, YES!) and then dad and i went off to see shutter island. my sister was being a douche. she wanted to see the movie, and dad offered to give her $5 and shed have to pay the rest of her ticket. tickets cost $5.50. she refused to go; she refused to pay FIFTY CENTS. SRSLY. WTF. and dad was gonna buy popcorn and drinks and shit. jesus, idk wot her problem is but honestly. on the way dad made me lol cos we were talking about sherlock holmes & i was talking about watson.
dad: hes (watson) gay
me: well some people like to say bi
dad: he can see dr watson naked
me: wot??? watson can see himself naked?
dad: no, sherlock can. sherlock would be gay to see him in the shower. AND HE WOULD LIKE IT >:D XDDDD it always sort of creeps me out when he goes on about them being gay, but it also rly amuses me at the same time XDDDD<3
and apparently dad thinks alice in wonderland looks good, and when i told him my friends & i will prolly be seeing it he was like wot, you dont want to see that with me >:| i guess weve been bonding over movies, LOL. i know if i have no one else to see iron man 2 with hell go with me. cos when he doesnt like movies, hes very vocal like "you took me to see this piece of crap? i want my money and my life back" when he likes something well enough he ALWAYS says "it was all right".
well, previews started and they did one for wall street. the whole time in my mind i was like willing them to do iron man 2 preview (WHICH I HAVENT SEEN YET) and im like ironman2ironman2ironman2 and then when the next preview started and the dude was like mr stark i was like EEEEE XDDD dad looked at me like wtf ;_; it took months but i saw the preview, lol. and dad was like: ID LIKE TO SEE THAT. IT LOOKS RLY GOOD. which means he must rly want to see it cos he always downplays shit. (example: he said sherlock holmes was all right, but then he wouldnt stop acting like sherlock holmes & pretending i was watson >_O)
SO shutter island. im just gonna say some stuff here (that isnt spoiler-ific in any sort of way :3)
teddy (dicaprios) partner chuck (ruffalo) said something like wotever the fuck or whyever the fuck, something fuck in regards to having no idea why crazies acted as they did
dr cawley (IE OUR CRIME DOCTOR<3) to teddy: that is close to my clinical conclusion :)
ben kingsley got the biggest laughs, not even kidding. actually, i think he got all of them but maybe one or two. and no it wasnt a comedy, he just said amusing things. anyhoo, i continue:
dr cawley (to teddy): baby, why're you so wet?
dr cawley (to teddy): you blew up my car. ...i rly liked that car :(
warden (stottlemeyer, LOL. to teddy): if i sank my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to fight me off (somewot paraphrased, and again, no spoiler it was just him asking a random question.)
teddy: why dont you try it :| (i was like LOL WTF)
me: i liked that ben kingsleys character lived in a victorian house...and smoked a pipe...and was a doctor :) (HE FUCKING DID I SQUEE'D like the crazy bitch i am)
dad: LIKE WATSON!!! LOL trufax, trufax<3 when bk first came on, dad was like:
dad: is he the one that kissed an olsen? (i told him about that one movie)
me: yes
dad: EW THATS DISGUSTING (were in the theatre, whispering kinda loudly XD<3)
me: NO ITS BEN KINGSLEY D:< and dad just gave me a wtf face and left me alone XDDD<3
extra points
1) the music in the beginning fucking annoyed me. yes, i get that its supposed to be suspenseful. it was just annoying
2) i was tripped out and confused for most of the movie XD which was a good thing, i guess, cos you kinda lost touch of wot was real and wasnt, like teddy
3) i liked that they showed dachau and you know the auschwitz arbeit macht frei sign. im a geek for history (WHICH IS A SURPRISE INO) so it was just nice.
4) i hated how abruptly they ended the movie, like lighthouse then BLACK cos its like ??? but then i actually do like the ending. was teddy rly a crazy killer? was he actually brainwashed and had no idea that he WAS brainwashed, or was he brainwashed, knew about it, and went to meet the fate of being lobotomized? i loved it, its great. personally i like to think his wife killed the kids, he killed her, and was crazy cos that means dr cawley rly *was* trying to cure him as best he could. cos i motherfucking love ben kingsley <3 and as a good guy, mind you<3
5) but if he rly did do that shit, that meant that john carrol lynch & stottlemeyer were good, and i was totally banking on them being bad, LMFAO. BUT if he did it, that would mean that i totally knew that: 1) he was crazy 2) his partner wasnt rly his partner and 3) he was #67 within, like, the first 10-15 minutes of the film x3
and yes im aware my journal is totally rambly and all over the place but thats how i was watching the movie. XD it was all right, but im not a fair judge of these things cos pretty much all through the movie i was just waiting for whenever ben kingsley would come back on. i wasnt sure if i wanted to cling to him or put him in my pocket XD i just know i get creepier every day that passes. cos ive seen people saying how hot leo dicaprio was (like my sister) and im just all <333 at bk.
srsly tho. he had such puppy eyes and D: faces at some parts i wanted to just hug him. SO. i think if you like ben kingsley, that alone makes the movie worth it LMAO.