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[darkinnocent]

This is why I don't write crack!fic. This will never die.

Title: AIM Confidential, Part 2
Author: Claire Starling
Fandom: Heroes
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Crack. Fic. And swearing. And innuendo.
Disclaimer: I own me. That's it.
Pairing: Okay.... there are a lot in this one. Sylaire. Peter/Nathan. Suggested Peter/Nathan/Claire. Sylar/Maya. Maya/

Comments

[obsessionful]

This is amazing amazing crack. Seriously.

shortbutsweet: awwwww
shortbutsweet: You are so sweet.
mmm_brains: What? No.
shortbutsweet: Yes, you are.
mmm_brains: No. I kill people and eat their brains. I am not sweet. I'm bad. I'm evil.
shortbutsweet: Yeah, you're the big bad man who bought me a puppy on my birthday.
mmm_brains: An evil puppy. Ever hear of Cujo?
Made me LOL to no end XD

[darkinnocent]

I couldn't resist. The Sylaire relationship is very banter-y and can be very light. It's fun. :)

There is a sequel if you're interested.

[smithsbabe65]

Ah, more crack-ety goodness!!!!

[darkinnocent]

and still more, if you'd like to read. There's a third part at my LJ.

[hintofawhisper]

HAHA, I'm so loving this...

I'm still cracking up over "Impotent". XD

[acalmingtempest]

What does the text on your icon say.. I can't read it
:(

[hintofawhisper]

It says "You kidnap me, steal my powers, and make me a shitty breakfast." ;D

[acalmingtempest]

Ahahahahaa.... Wow....

[cheap_valentine]

I honestly think that the world would be a better place if more crack was written. Especially if it is written by you, lovey.

I'm thinking about changing my lj name. Cane I use "shortbutsweet"?

[darkinnocent]

there is moreeeee. over at my LJ.

[acalmingtempest]

Moooooore.

I must have more. So amazing and hilarious.

Seriously.

Please?

[darkinnocent]

*waves crack!fic at you* there is another one!