Moi: Yeah... This works out fine... I get to miss out on Birthday Festivities.
La Co-worker acquaintance: Don't like that kind of thing?
Moi: Nah... I'm not one for birthdays or festivities. I'm just am not social enough to bother trying.
La Co-Worker Acquaintance: Such and such told me that she was planning a trip to Wreck Beach. You wouldn't do that either, huh?
Moi: Yeah. I couldn't really on my composure remaining intact considering who such and such was taking along.
La Co-worker Aquaintance: *raised eyebrow... one I consider possibly the most adorable thing I've seen a female do in a long while.. *
Moi: Hey. I'm male. I have hormones. They work.
La Co-Worker Aquaintance: So what Such and such tells me that those hormones seem to work extra hard in regards to the other people going, isn't true, huh?
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