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Ok, this is nothing new... Any person who would go off and have some old guy's balls for playthings just so he could have a steady look once in a while 'cause he's so old that Viagra won't even work for him anymore without causing his whole circulatory system to explode; whether they're Military, Joe Dirt's incest girlfriend, or Jacque Glamor after ( Read more... )

Well, it's been quite some time since I posted, and everyone on here probably belongs to the damnable MySpace, so that means everyone won't be on here anymore *Kills MySpace*. Anywho, let's go for an update, shall we ( Read more... )

*Bursts back from the dead onto the LJ community singing cadence* "Here we go again. Same old song again." Oh, hey all. Long time no post on here, and also quite a while since I had been on a computer of any kind ( Read more... )

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Well, here it is: July, Second, of the year Two-Thousand and Four, and I dunno how much has happened since Friday, so I guess I'll just post how my week went ( Read more... )

*Sigh* Well, I left yesterday morning at about 8:30'ish. My recriuter Tom picked me up in da Government car (Sweet shit car!) We drive down there. It takes us about 9 hours to get there because we ran into some infamous rush hour traffic in Green Bay and Milwaukee. Well, We got to the hotel about 6-ish EST. I called Jacque and Joe and they ( Read more... )

I feel myself slipping deeper and deeper into the abyss of darkness. My mind feels like it's collapsing, my heart feels like a block of lead, my soul feels ike it's being torn to pieces. Who can help me? To whom does the Dark Knight turn to when he needs someone to save his soul for once? His friends unavailable, his parents without ( Read more... )

Yeah, Dave's attempting to write a novel. Here's the first chapter so far. Let me know what you all think! ^.^ It's entitled "Final Match on Castlevania Manor: The Legends of Dracula's Lost Son ( Read more... )

Yeah, it happened. I had my BIG PARTY!!! All kthe gang was there. Mike, John, TJ, Bobbo, Sara, Syd, Maria (which freaked me out), and Andrew. Had food, ate food, went swimming, got dunked, had more food, mingled, more food, swimming, people, teaching about the concept of Mardi Gras ( Read more... )