Fine. If it's three you want...

May 03, 2006 11:11



Stalking is illegal. darkleopardess confronts fallible_angel.

fallible_angel is stalking darkleopardess

fallible_angel’s REAL name :
Hilliard Flynn

fallible_angel’s REAL DOB :
10th November 1980

Height :156 cm
Weight : 43.8 kg

fallible_angel has dreamt about you :
11 times

fallible_angel became interested in you :
29th June 2003

fallible_angel’s latest dream about you

Last night fallible_angel dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. fallible_angel was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.

This is how fallible_angel describes your relationship behind your back

‘We’re gonna have children. I haven’t talked to darkleopardess about it yet but I’m sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.’

fallible_angel’s been stealing stuff from your house too.

fallible_angel was seen parading around town with darkleopardess’s missing beret.

They’ve even started modifying their body for you

fallible_angel has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.

They sent the following message to you in a Valentines

If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.

The Police

No. calls to the police :
13 times

Your Last Call to The Police

"Look, I need help now. A friend of mine is on top of my roof and they’re threatening to kill themselves unless I accept their marriage proposal. Fuck! I just heard a massive thud! Jesus they’ve done it!"

fallible_angel’s Police File

It is only a matter of time before we encover a mass of decomposed bodies within fallible_angel’s refridgerator.

Testimonies about fallible_angel

shin_inu - A spouse-beating alco

‘I always suspected fallible_angel was a little weird, but never THIS weird.’

_thickasabrick - A hardened ex-crook

‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! fallible_angel a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’

peekadora - An overly camp drama queen

‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! fallible_angel? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’

jadesniper_2004 - Brainless patriot

‘I’m sure if you were to look up useless in the dictionary you would see a picture of fallible_angel right beside the definition.’

I think Vicko is more disgusting than I am.
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