[Fic]: Become a Companion Today!

[darklightluna]

Title: Become a Companion Today!
Fandom: Doctor Who
Summary: Five reasons on why you should become a companion today. Now with previous companion testimonials!
Spoilers: Mostly New Who, some Old Who, nothing really concrete and no plot points really given away. It does spoil bits of the end of Season 5.
Authors: Darklightluna and theladyrose
Author's notes: Guess what

Comments

[laleia]

Hmmm ... but what's the pension plan like? Will I get a 401k? I'm worried about my retirement, you see ...

[darklightluna]

Due to regulations regarding time travel and compound interest, we cannot guarantee that the Earth equivalent of a pension plan legally applies on star systems in accordance with the Shadow Proclamation. Based on exemplary experience with multiple incarnations for the figure with whom you primarily accompany, however, a sonic screwdriver may ultimately be awarded, which has a unique effect on ATMs in all but 42 star systems. Also, see above re: personal growth.

xoxoxoxo
You know you love us, the remaining TC's

[sahiya]

Hee! This is awesome.

I agree that the companion retirement plan is a concern. One cannot keep running forever!

[darklightluna]

Glee! Thanks!

Our response about the pension plan:

Due to regulations regarding time travel and compound interest, we cannot guarantee that the Earth equivalent of a pension plan legally applies on star systems in accordance with the Shadow Proclamation. Based on exemplary experience with multiple incarnations for the figure with whom you primarily accompany, however, a sonic screwdriver may ultimately be awarded, which has a unique effect on ATMs in all but 42 star systems. Also, see above re: personal growth.

In addition, extra limbs can be grown as needed. Bacta tanks are standing by. Please review immortality clauses as needed.

-Luna and Rose

[meobnal]

*lol*

[erynwen]

Brilliant ^^

[vanillitric]

Awesome! I was grinning the whole way though. :D

As for companions, do they go in order of: 1. Martha, 2. Mickey, 3. Rose, 4. Donna, 5. Susan, 6. Rory, 7. Jack, 8. Sarah Jane, and 9. Amy?

This was hilarious ~ thanks for the read. And I totally won't be secretly looking for this while job-hunting. |D

[darklightluna]

Yup, you got them!

Thanks! Tell us how the job turns out! :D