Januarius two-faced monstrous misunderstood winter not yet spring, miaouw I say to you, miaouw and miaouw again for I am a cat and you have no hold on me oh you poor thing.
I am a plain darkling, a darkling plain I am an ugly darkling, never to be a black swan Induction made me, deduction keeps me I am a fiery darkling, a drakeling, a pirate king