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[darklingbird]

I did not cry over roadkill.

I also did not cry over the interview with the child held hostage in Russia, the story about the children in Indonesia, and New Orleans drowning.

In fact, I never cry.

Over anything.

I haven't cried since I was twelve years old and I broke my ankle.

Nope. Not me. I just don't cry.

Comments

HA HA HA

[anonymous]

Bullshit.

You've never even been to New Orleans!

-crybaby
(-Joey)

[anonymous]

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
-Jess