After a generous amount of wine the other evening, half-way through watching the third Pirates movie, I decided it was time to go downstairs to fetch my new black sheets that were still in the laundry room. My room-mate and I went down and made my way to the machine they were supposed to be in and opened the lid. I then threw up my hands and ( Read more... )

I received an email with the subject: "You're not crazy! Everything really is free!

Ha-hah! It is as I've suspected all along!
Time to go shopping...

I've been running so fast and hard. Partly out of necessity because I had a lot I needed to get done and so many things to juggle. I had to bottle up a lot and put it on some dark shelf to age while I did what was necessary. Now, however, I can hear things catching up to me. Like a depressive Doppler Effect or a clock-like appendage from the tales ( Read more... )

We are muffins made by God
Of acid, water, air, and sod.
We're made from dust
Our bodies rust
Our money says "In God We Trust."

Amen.

A surreal halo of reality melts in golden drops that fall from the sun like a crystalline curtain ( Read more... )

I'm not sad, depressed, a victim of melancholy, etc.. It isn't something that has to do with shorter days and longer nights or the amount of sunlight I'm getting. It isn't even something that is brought on by cold. But somehow, it is connected to the autumn. It is the autumn. And autumn for me comes sooner every year ( Read more... )

The FCC has done the unthinkable. In a profound gesture of benevolence, it has done the opposite of what it has been doing since it's conception, and actually fought FOR open access to a communication channel instead of against it! Even more, the actions taken by Comcast were targeting people who use bittorrent and other peer to peer networking to ( Read more... )

Wow ( Read more... )

I recently stumbled upon a web page of misconceptions about electricity. After reading it I realized that everything I've been taught about electricity is misconception! >It's amazing stuff, though. Very enlightening. I've learned more in one night about the subject than my entire education combined. And from a simple page of misconceptions. =) ( Read more... )

So.. what do you call someone who lives on the greek island of Lesbos?

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