today is brain death day

[darklingsdream]

yeah... i got fired on friday.

what kind of filthy fucking degenerate gets fired from girl scout campme, apparently

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[pixiechan]

out of morbid curiousity, how did you get fired?
please tell me you were converting the little girl scouts to lesbianism, or something.

[darklingsdream]

no. i was zoning out during an archery lesson. i was the instructor, so me dozing off is a serious act of negligent endangerment. they fired me the same afternoon.

they were doing just fine on the lesbo part without my intervention. lol.

[darklingsdream]

OH GOD PEOPLE.

[breathtooweak]

I love you Molly, you know, we are girl scouts, but we have been long overdue to get kicked out or fired by them...

I lub you very much.

<3

I would have bothered you if you called me :-(.

[darklingsdream]

okay! yaye insanity!

[masterpho0]

:sends love and messages:

Don't go insane without me! If you're firmly decided upon it, wait until I can join you too. :)

[i_smell_a_dante]

Awww, Molly!

Well, isn't really like...the more innocent the people you're working with, the less of a filthy fucking degenerate you are for being fired from it? I mean, to get fired from a kid's camp you could have done something that's not really offensive, but would be in the presence of little kids. You'd be more of a degenerate if you got fired from...like...being a drug dealing pimp who eats babies. Because then it's like...you must have done something so awful that it would even offend the other drug dealing pimps who eat babies.

But now that I think about it, that doesn't really make sense, because you could have just...not ate babies, which would be good by normal standards, but would offend the baby eaters. So uh...nevermind.

But my condolences!

One of the advertisements on this page just says "????????????USA???????????????????"" I find that really funny.

You can call meeeeeee!