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[darklingsdream]

me: *runs around a corner, straight into an underclassman*
underclassman: oh Jesus!
me: yes, that is in fact my secret identity.

Comments

[i_smell_a_dante]

I kinda wish the underclassman had said "Oh Fidel Castro!" or something like that. But then again...not many people say that.

Oh, and I found a picture that reminds me of you, because you look like the girl in it. See, the important thing when viewing this picture is to pretend that the girl isn't Eva Braun, and the guy isn't Adolf Hitler. If you do that, it's a really cute picture.

http://www.dictatorofthemonth.com/Hitler/1940_Negus_Eva_Hitler_Blondie_Berghof.jpg

[darklingsdream]

hey! did you just imply that i look like eva braun? just i definately don't. ewww. she did hitler. that's so narsty.

[i_smell_a_dante]

She had really nice legs though. But yeah, agreed about doing Hitler. That'd be kinda funky. In a bad way.

[amythyste]

1. Molly does not look like Eva Braun
2. Hitler is badddd.
3. Hitler had a really gorgeous german shepherd. Too bad it was a Nazi.
4 . Molly you are Jesus, but remember, I'm God. and Laura doesn't believe in me.
5. APs *dies*

[i_smell_a_dante]

Eva Braun had really nice legs though. I want her legs. I obviously don't want what was between them though. (as in Hitler's weewee, not as in a vagina. Because I have a vagina. And I like it. Actually, I don't really. But it's better than a penis. I think it's time for a change of subject.)

But yeah. Cute pets. I want a bonsai really bad. I'd name it Doctor Lopez. Oh man. And I'd put all these little action figures and model buildings underneath it, so it'd think it was a really big tree towering over everything, and it'd be all happy. Oh yes. I'd be the best bonsai owner ever. EVER!

[darklingsdream]

when is your birthday? it's comming up isn't it?

[i_smell_a_dante]

who, me? It's december 21.

[gonnafixthings]

((BWAH.))
((*is being annoying out of boredom*))

[darklingsdream]

((is being cyndi?))

[gonnafixthings]

((who else would I be being?))