this post is not a stupid excuse so my mun can say she posted with all of her puppets this week

[darklordsauron]

Um, so, it's raining out.

Elia was outside mauling a German Shepherd and got soaked. She's huddled under the bed making 'mrrrrr' noises and generally being as evil as a kitten can be (read: pretty fucking evil).

Today Goldberry and I shagged four times. I do not think the term "the honeymoon's over" refers to us.

This concludes this utterly

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[gorlim]

*tosses a penny to the dark lord* Please don't kill me (again). *runs away*

[darklordsauron]

Hey, you look kind of familiar. Didn't I have you tortured once?

[gorlim]

*nervous grin* Well, you know, it's hard to remember EVERYONE you have brutally tortured and killed, but yeah, you did.

[darklordsauron]

Oh, you know how it is, getting older. It must have been, what, the First Age? I think it's coming back to me. We promised you you could be with your bit of crumpet again and you squealed like a rat on Barahir, right? Yeeaah. Good times. Good times.

[annlarimer]

::tosses ice-coated penny::

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[darklordsauron]

Thank you, Ms. Larimer.