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[darklyng]

Text received from random unknown number (X):
We have just being blessed with a loving baby boy, we want u 2 come & rejoice wiht us as we name him on 21st oct 2006 by 16:00 @ (name, full address and postcode was included in message here). Thanks.

Reply sent back to X:
Great - I'll have a thigh, lightly done please.

Response from X:
Ok.

Comments

[_marauder_]

Of course, the option exists to turn up straight from Synthetic Culture

[deathboy]

Good LORD man, what manner of devilry is this? Are you... GERMAN?? ARGH!