Dear Brain:

[darkmane]

No, I'm not spending my weekend packing so that we can move to Colorado to live in a pop up camper that I just bought for $49k, while I look for a job.

And no, m_cobweb would not be excited about it if we were.

Comments

[singingnettle]

I'm not quite understanding whether you actually bought a camper or you're telling yourself not to buy a camper...somehow I don't see you spending 50K on a camper.

[darkmane]

No, I had a weird dream involving us moving to Boulder, accidentally buying a pop-up camper and then having to pack up an extra apartment we didn't know we had.

Not to mention the staff of the store that sold us the camper had a weird performance involving steel barrels shaped to spell "Surprise" with fire inside them.

[singingnettle]

Scorpion Man Woman Person!

[darkmane]

Weird? See my response to singingnettle to see if you think it was weird.

[nihil_duce]

*arched eyebrow*

[darkmane]

*shrugs*

[m_cobweb]

Ha, go see my most recent post.

[nihil_duce]

I can show you pictures of me with my head shaved. You'll never have that dream again, your subconscious won't allow it.

[m_cobweb]

Do you think we need to clean out the heater vents?

[taphophile]

Maybe he accidentally got toxoplasmosis from the cats and has worms eating out his brain.

[darkmane]

That would require me to change a litter box.

[taphophile]

Oh, you have that Male-Oriented Distain Of The Litterbox And A Woman Who Can't Let It Remain Stinky problem, too, eh?