I hate nanowrimo
so...I've barely accomplished anything for my novel.
However, I have managed to come up with this cracktastic scene. Maybe I'll put it in the story later
Aelia wandered into the boys' living room with her ice cream cone. Mint chocolate chip, and she couldn't wait for Darian to realize she'd been eating his icecream all week. Supressing a slightly-evil giggle, Aelia plopped herself beside Damien on the sofa. The vampire was spawled across most of the sofa, scraping his nailpolish off - a sure sign he was lost in thought.
"Yo, man!" Aelia greeted, waving. "What's up?"
Damien smiled. "Trying to think of creative 'safe words.'" He did the the quotation mark hand gesture when he said "safe word." Somehow, that really worried Aelia.
"Right...have any luck?" She asked, eyeing him warily.
He shrugged. "Not really. At first, I tried to be clever. But, well, you know how that goes. So, I gave up and just tried to come up with entertaining ones. I'm personally rather enamored with 'potassium' right now."
"Potassium?"
"Well, it's kind of a weird sounding word. And it would be pretty weird to yell whilst fucking."
"'M thinking you could do a whole lot better than that, man. I mean, you're like 200 and somethi'n years old, and all you got is 'potassium?'"
"Well, I was also concidering "Snuffaluffagus,' but some of my....friends might have a hard time saying that."
"The mammoth thing from sesame street?"
"Yup."
"You are a sick, sick man. And also so very full of awesome."