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[darkness_razed]

So I had a "discussion" with my ex girlfriend recently. I have bent over backwards for this woman. Given her everything she ever wanted. Anyway, she decided that living out here sucked, so she moved back to Tucson. Well I gave her a grand in cash to get started after she moved back. A few days ago, she sent me mail with 2 bills in them. They were

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[ammitnox]

Sounds like you're better off without her ass.

[lensar]

Isn't she 20 years old

[darkness_razed]

Damn you and your Zen ways! Don't ever read me my horoscope plz, kkthnxbye.

[theantichrist]

Bah, young chicks for teh win!!1

>;)

hey jerk!

[needsunshine]

us old ladies are fun!

[theantichrist]

See now this is why I try to avoid contact with other sentient beings.

(he types into his friend's LJ, too dumb to realize the absurd irony)

[sailormom]

Hey NowellC, I too, have some bills that need paid. Could ya take care of that for me? I promise to be bitchy to you later ;)

[darkness_razed]

LOL! Sure send them over, as long as you promise to treat me like shit for at least a year, make me feel like everything is my fault, and then tell me how I never do anything for you.

You got a deal hun!

[sailormom]

Done and Done!