xlv - backdated about... twelve hours. RL ate me.

[darknessb4me]

Citizens of the Barge.

[Arthas is ...posing, really, blue cape draped dramatically. Though his mirror version usually has a beard, his face is clean-shaven and oddly gaunt. His blond hair is back in a ponytail, and the hand at his side is holding a rapier.]I was King Arthas of Lordaeron and before death takes me I will be once again. Today,

Comments

[sirius_is_a_dog]

Were they serving crazy in the dining hall today?

[general_chang]

I amused by the Wardens calling you mad. [I mean, yeah, this plan is doomed, but you gotta point out the pot is calling the kettle black.]

[darknessb4me]

People who can't even remember what human decency is. [Scoff.] You'll note I don't give a damn about their opinions.

[general_chang]

I've never heard of such a thing. [No, really, he hasn't.]

[darknessb4me]

It exists. I promise.

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[the_shooter]

Words are words. Are you acting on them?

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[darknessb4me]

Yes. Want to help?

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[the_shooter]

I'd love to, if there's something I can do without a weapon.

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[darknessb4me]

Here, I've got -

[There's a loud crack, like a gunshot]

A bedpost. It's like a club but prettier. Can you bring me a warden?

[private]

[feels_no_love]

So it's down to blood and thunder, is it?

I'll hold them down for you.

[private]

[darknessb4me]

To put it in Orcish terms, I suppose.

[Grin.]

Good man. We'll be vindicated for this. First floor.

[private]

[feels_no_love]

I'll be right down.

[Which he does, bounding along the walls and ceiling like a gravity defying animal to keep people and obstacles out of his way.]

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[veni_vidi_valui]

You can start with mine.

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[darknessb4me]

Certainly, madam. Take a blunt object to their head and I'll be right along.