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[darknessb4me]

[Private to Lucius Malfoy]

Told you.

[Public]Is there anyone hearing this that can get me off the ship I'm on, or is it just the usual crop of incoherent idiots? I'm beginning to think you're hand-picked as completely useless, it would be a smart move on the Admiral's part

Comments

[ooouuuuuch]

Phone home.

awwww <33333

[darknessb4me]

Helpful.

ET = Epic Troll.

[ooouuuuuch]

Phone home. Phone home.

[omnomgriefseeds]

I can get you off this ship, if you're willing to wait.

[darknessb4me]

Wait for what?

[THIS GUY SEEMS TOTALLY LEGIT]

[omnomgriefseeds]

One of us to arrive.

[darknessb4me]

That's vague...

I'M A HOERS

[doesnt_loveyou]

[Snort. Stamp.]

how are you working the thing you don't have thumbs

[darknessb4me]

[Ha ha oh ow my childhood.

Brb just kind of staring. Resisting the urge to try to reach out because it's not actually in the same room idiot.]

pony magic, bitch.

[doesnt_loveyou]

[Snort. Paw.

...Oh hey Arthas. Is that you. Been a long time since you ran him off a cliff and got him killed.

He whickers and lips the communicator, looking for a handout, bitch.]

ELEMENTS OF HARMONY

[darknessb4me]

[I raised you from the dead and gave you bitchin wings you fuck, come at me.

He flicks the screen. Hey.]

Don't eat that.

[nowdashawayall]

And what would you like for Christmas, little boy?

[darknessb4me]

Alright, what the fuck. You're not even real.

[nowdashawayall]

Such language! I know one little boy who wants a lump of coal in his stocking this year!

[darknessb4me]

I'm thirty-one.

[corpseknight]

[You get, uhm, teeth. And fingers. Lark's having a hard time locating the screen on this goblin thingummy.]

--as fucking Menethil is on a space boat?

[Camera is stuck halfway into horrible gaping Larkmaw as he figures out the orientation. ahhhhhhh]

No. Fuck. Really? Really? Prince Menethil? You're there?

[Terrible looming empty eye socket. HI ARTHAS OMG.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

[darknessb4me]

[Stiffly, and fast enough that it's apparent this is basically automatic:] King Arthas.

[Uck, elves. There's always at least one Death Knight to show up.]

Re: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI

[corpseknight]

King. [Same intonation, half-whispered.] Right. [Teethchatter. He sets his ears back, apparently settling on holding the thing out at arm's length and tilted a little away from his face.]

... ...hi. [you're kind of a crush and a hated enemy and a it's complicated all in one. It's not often you run into somebody you can say "yes" for fuck-marry-kill to.]

[darknessb4me]

Hi.

[Where are you going with this.]