[Oneshot] Puppy, or Rather, Kitten Love
It’s a quiet day in the Dong Bang apartment.
This is probably because Yoochun’s moved out and Jaejoong went to go spoil Junsu [read: conned Junsu into shopping with him], and most importantly-
It’s much too early for sex.
Changmin kind of enjoys it. He’s just about to settle down with a good book he’s been trying to finish for the last month when Yunho bounds in, looking absurdly childish, a bunch of papers and three crayons in his hands. Changmin sighs and puts away his book, saying goodbye to his peaceful afternoon while he watches Yunho walk over excitedly, brandishing the papers at him.
“Look baby, I drew us!”
Changmin’s latent plans for mutiny cross his mind as he stares at the crayon-scribbles, eyebrow raised.
“Yunho. Those are kittens.”
“I know! I always knew you’d make a good kitten. Don’t you like it? You’re the orange one. Look, I even drew the whole band as kittens!”
Changmin has to admit, the kitten pile is adorable. The kissing marmalade and tabby are adorable. Yunho’s eager smile is adorable.
It’s almost disgusting.
“I love it, Yunho!”
Damn his weakness for the older man.
Yunho beams at Changmin and tugs at him, “C’mon, Min, I want to show you more. We make the cutest kitten couple ever!”
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Jaejoong and Junsu come home to a quiet apartment and it’s wonderful.
They haven’t quite forgotten the epic horror of walking in on Yunho and Changmin just yet.
There’s a full platoon of shoes by the door, so they’re sure the other two haven’t left, but might be asleep and so Jaejoong and Junsu try to celebrate their fortune quietly, tiptoeing through the apartment, laden with bags and giggling like un-crafty ninja.
They soak in the afternoon until dinner time and no sound has leaked out of Changmin and Yunho’s room yet so Jaejoong and Junsu give in to checking on the pair, bracing themselves for simultaneously horrifying and arousing imagery. Jaejoong cracks the door open and shuffles in but something is most definitely amiss.
Mew. Mew?
“Oh my god. If that isn’t precious I don’t know what is, what a cute pair of kittens! Look, Junsu, look! Kittens! Wah! This one looks like Min! I just wanna take it and dress it up in ridiculous frills like I feel he’s always deserved!”
The kittens hiss at him and Jaejoong frowns, producing a string from his pocket and waving it in front of the little furballs, delighting in the way they follow the thing with their whole bodies, falling over one another to get it. Junsu however, is perturbed. The dogs have been too quiet for these kittens to have not been there before and they do look suspiciously familiar.
A piece of paper falls from the bed to rest at Junsu’s feet and his eyes widen.
It’s a badly drawn crayon-picture of two kittens ‘kissing’- a little marmalade kitten and a little tabby- with hearts all over it, proudly proclaiming Yunho!cat and Changmin!cat as the ultimate pairing and Junsu has a horrible, sinking suspicion-
His attention is drawn away as the marmalade kitten swipes Jaejoong’s hand with a single claw and the singer drops the string with a pout, the kitten preening and looking satisfied while the tabby kitten nuzzles it and Junsu sighs, approaching Jaejoong, “Hyung, those aren’t just any cat’s they’re-“
Junsu’s eyes catch on another crayon drawing and a strange twisting in his stomach overtakes him
He swears like he’s never sworn before and makes a mental note to never let Yunho have crayons ever again.
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Yoochun walks into the apartment heaving a sigh. He wishes the others would have called if they were going to skip a day and worry gnaws at him at the prevailing quiet in the neat home. He walks through the halls and peeks in the rooms, calling for the others with growing concern until he opens the door to Yunho and Changmin’s room.
“What the hell is going on here?!”
A picture falls at his feet from the miniature epic battle taking place on the bed and Yoochun frowns, picking up the crayoned piece of paper curiously.
His stomach feels kind of funny.
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Nice going, Yunho. If you weren’t so cheap we wouldn’t be in this mess.
Changmin!kitten nips at Yunho!kitten’s ears, nuzzling him repentantly when Yunho lets out a distressed mewl.
How was I supposed to know they were magic? Besides, we’re cute aren’t we? Makes me all wibbly inside!
Yunho!kitten crawls over Changmin licking at his fur excitedly. On the others side of the bed, the rest of the members are much more sullen.
Yoochun, why are you a chicken?
Yoochun!chick peeps at Jaejoong!kitten, pecking at his sensitive nose.
Shut up. I miss having thumbs and I’m hungry!
Jaejoong tilts his head at Yoochun and meows at him, eyes bright.
You look delicious.
Yoochun promptly hops off the bed in search of the dogs, hoping that Harang might be more merciful. They have, after all, already been buddies for a long time, shouldn’t it make it better that Yoochun can actually communicate?
Then he remembers that he’s a chicken and despairs.
Junsu, on his end, is marginally okay with being a duckling. In fact, he’s never been so at peace with the size of his rear before. He does however, miss having thumbs so he waddles over to Jaejoong who positively wibbles at the sight.
You doing okay, Suyah?
I want my thumbs back Jaejoong. Can’t you help draw us so we can go back to normal?
It’s a good thing Jaejoong’s a sucker for him, or nothing would ever get done.
At the other end of the bed, Yunho and Changmin are oblivious as the former grooms the latter, meowing at each other softly.
Yunho?
Yes?
You make a cute kitten.
Yunho pounces on Changmin rubbing his face over Changmin’s affectionately.
Yay! We make the best kitty couple ever, don’t we?
For a moment, Changmin thinks, being a cat doesn’t matter if Yunho’s this happy. It doesn’t change their love at all.
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Inspired by these adorable things I found while bored and googling. None of the pictures are mine and neither is the video.
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