015 - A letter.

[darknightsparda]

Dearest Dante,

Pleased as I am that you have asserted your manhood, do remember that, with being naughty, the entire apartment now REEKS of it.

Asellus, I'm afraid you left an article of clothing here. You might want to retrieve it before Dante claims a trophy.

- Sparda

Comments

[machina_schism]

Dude.

You totally win the internet.

Best use of parental perogative EVER.

[darknightsparda]

Why, thank you. I do make due with what I have.

[sanctus]

....FATHEEEEEEEEER...

[darknightsparda]

Hmm? Something wrong?

[sanctus]

You told.

Let's forget the fact that you knew in the first place.

[darknightsparda]

Told what?

The nose knows, my boy.

[half_mystic]

I... uh.

I'll rescue them later.

[darknightsparda]

Good, good. I'd hate to see what he would do with them.

...Pink?

[half_mystic]

.......

I am a girl, you know. I happen to like that color.

[darknightsparda]

I must be honest, my dear...

I never saw you fancying pink.

...Amazing, how small they get with ever generation. Why not forgo the inconvenience altogether?

[kukai]

How disgusting.