019 - AHEH.

[darknightsparda]

Dante. Honestly. If you are going to keep these things, do you not know to hide them better? Honestly. And you call yourself a proper demon. Oh, do wait until your mother sees this. I distinctly remember her quirky sense of humor.

You, my dear boy, are in for the embarrassment of a lifetime.

And on that note: Asellus? Rose? If you would be

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[machina_schism]

I said it once, and I'll say it again: You, creepy demon guy, ROCK.

[darknightsparda]

Aheh. Why, thank you.

[sanctus]

...You have GOT to be kidding me.

[darknightsparda]

Oh, I'm afraid not.

Not only, my dear boy, are you going to be returned to your proper place, kicking and screaming, but with this hanging over your head as well.

It will serve a valuable lesson, my dear son: Always hide your porn in a place other than between the matresses.

[sanctus]

You did that on purpose, didn't you?

[darknightsparda]

Perhaps I did, perhaps I did not. Why don't you come find out?

[half_mystic]

As soon as I... you know, actually find her, I'll tell her. But I've yet to see her anywhere.

[stockbreak]

Hahaha. What mercilessness.