26 - Oh.

[darknightsparda]

Do you hear that? That was the sound of my heart stopping. And then exploding.

And it does seem I missed the wankfest. Pity.

As you were.

Comments

[ceruleandemon]

Pity an exploding heart doesn't cease your breathing, Maior.

It was spectacular.

Now. What happened?

[darknightsparda]

'Tis a pity that overinflated head of yours doesn't cause you to get stuck in doorways, fledgling.

So it would seem.

Nothing of consequence.

[ceruleandemon]

Oh, ouch, how you wound me, Elder-dear.

Come now. Come now.

[darknightsparda]

Tch, do stop being so thin-skinned, hatchling.

Let me rephrase: Nothing of consequence to you.

[sanctus]

AHHAHAHdafskl;djtfwoief

[darknightsparda]

Silence, you.

[sanctus]

Make me.

[darknightsparda]

Oh, I shall.

Just think of how your mother will react, knowing you are ill.

[trainlovinfreak]

Consider yourself lucky that you missed it.