La la la....

Oct 15, 2008 11:12

So this old guy comes in.. watches a preview.. (Chinese stretch torture)... and then comes out.. tells me his movie is done.. And says "so the teacher asked her students... can you tell me a 3 syllable word.. And one of the girls says beautiful, and the teacher says, can you put it in a sentience.. and the girl says you're beautiful miss Jones. and ( Read more... )

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rohaa October 15 2008, 18:37:19 UTC
o_O That is just weird.

Chinese stretch torture...?

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darkperplexity October 15 2008, 20:12:38 UTC
Yeah, it's bondage porn.. but instead of just being tied up, they tie them and then pull them in two different directions at the same time until they scream:p Them chinese are crazy I tell ya...

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rohaa October 15 2008, 20:23:32 UTC
o_OOO What if they're stubborn and refuse to scream?

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darkperplexity October 16 2008, 18:43:41 UTC
Then they keep pulling until they do!

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setinherways October 15 2008, 20:20:05 UTC
I have heard that joke before, I thought it was funny, not so much when you read it though :P

The chinese torture thing makes me think about the Addams family movie.

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darkperplexity October 16 2008, 18:45:48 UTC
Yeah, well.. it's not funny. I thought he was gonna take it somewhere involving water sports.. but he didn't.. and I was dissapointed. And so he sucks.

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