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[darkroomman]

"You need Frankenjuice for your hamster turd children."

Van Helsing blew ass.

I liked Huge Actman and Faramir, but other then that, they forgot the mummies and I coulda used a few more sexy bird chicks.

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[soror_daath]

Iiiiiii warnnnnnnnnned yooooooooou.......

I did , really.

[darkroomman]

anubis93 rented it!

[keyrover]

I actually have a friend who loved Van Helsing so much that she writes *fan fic* for it now. Um. Yep. Perhaps she needs medication.

And your icon rocks, by the way.

[darkroomman]

Heh thanks...it's from a cool web cartoon I saw and loved.

Yeh, VH is great if you dig comic books, but it would've been more enjoyable if they just gave him another name and let him be MonsterBuster or whatever. I mean, Christ...what's with the circular saws? Wasn't that ripped off from the original Heavy Metal? And the pirate wench costume they put on that supermodel was pretty funny too.

"Frankenjuice(TM)...It Really Gets the Job Done!"