CMU robberies?

[darksabrelord]

so there was a robbery here...

On Monday, September 25th, a Carnegie Mellon student reported to University Police

Comments

[nerdy_kiki]

honestly, who cares?
since I have been at Berkeley, to my knowledge, 2 people have died, 20 people have gotten excess pot from cookies, someone got stabbed at the frat house, and people have been mugged from what was referred to as an unidentified black man
huzzah, you got nothing

[darksabrelord]

and anderthan had his hand butchered by a window

[nerdy_kiki]

hahahahha nice he wins. Although I have hit my head on my desk, do I get points for that?

[darksabrelord]

well, he cut his hand down to the tendons or something and can't use it for like...months?

then again, you don't use your head :D