In which no shards are strung

[darksally]

What in the flying...

KEEP YOUR PAWS THE HELL OUT OF MY GODDAMNED TIP JAR!

In what sinister bizarroland would reaching into a worker's tip jar ever be considered appropriate? One in which baristas are hunted for sport? In which barista hair is used to insulate the houses of rich people -- rich people who lounge upon pliant barista-hide

Comments

[shannonredhead]

Some fuck did that to me once. Well actually more than once. They grabbed some change to complete their payment. Daggers, I tells ya, daggers.

[saabisu]

I was just thinking that tip jars should have covers with slits in them. Like ballot boxes. But they should still be clear to say, "Hey, I do a good job, many-a-people tip me, you should too. Sheep."