The Bad Joke Parade, Not Unlike the Jift Parade Excepting the Fact That It Isn't

[darksally]

Q: What do vegan zombies eat?

A: Guh-RAAAAAAAINSSSSS.

Oh, shut up. It's funny. It's seven in the fucking am and it's funny. Now get down here and buy a goddamned caffeinated beverage before I start writing inappropriate things on the specials board.

Comments

[shannonredhead]

No I like that! I'm gonna use it!

[saabisu]

I had to read that out loud to really get the joke. It's fantastic.