Comments | darksally: A-lookin' for somethin' that's nice to eat

darksally

A-lookin' for somethin' that's nice to eat

Oct 21, 2005 12:12

Okay, you guys. If you were to come up with a special espresso-laced beverage and call it the "Goo Goo Muck," what would you put in it?

Yeah, I'm a dork, but so are you! Boo!

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mister_punchy October 21 2005, 19:53:24 UTC

I'd have Lux Interior come by and gob in it.

darksally October 22 2005, 16:09:20 UTC

Sure. I've always wanted an excuse to pick a fight with Lux Interior.

beentothemoon October 21 2005, 20:29:04 UTC

I don't know, but I'd make tigerstripes with the foam and serve it with a bone-shaped biscotti.

darksally October 22 2005, 16:19:53 UTC

I love that idea! Y'know that decorative flourish where you drizzle viscous sauces over desserts and stuff then run a knife through it to create kind of a scalloped pattern? I'm sure there's a name for that, but I do that at work with truffle sauce and we call them "tiger stripes."

If the sun, moons, and planets are aligned correctly -- and if the customer's willing to humor me -- I can pull a mean chocolate spiderweb. But only if it's gray out.

theirearlystuff October 22 2005, 03:38:10 UTC

when the sun goes down and the moon comes up ... I turn into a teenaged goo goo muck.

what a great idea. I don't know what goes in it, but once people get it in their systems, all's going to go to hell!!!

darksally October 22 2005, 16:22:15 UTC

Which is exactly the sort of behavior I like to encourage in the financial district (which is about where I work).

The most common response so far? "Add a shot of whiskey/tequila/grain alcohol to it." I'm surprised I haven't gotten strychnine yet.

colors_in_stars October 22 2005, 06:56:14 UTC

ummm...chocolate milk (or hot chocolate) + espresso with chocolate whipped cream, chocolate syrup and caramel on top. served with a chocolate swizzle stick. and a mint leaf on top of the whipped cream. god i am brilliant. i want to try that now.

colors_in_stars October 22 2005, 06:57:09 UTC

p.s. im not a dork, ive just got character.

darksally October 22 2005, 16:23:22 UTC

That y'do, but the two are not mutually exclusive!

beebo October 25 2005, 21:55:32 UTC

coffee served on a plate. Handle carefully.

darksally October 27 2005, 16:44:55 UTC

That's so fucking absurd that I love it and I think we should move into the haunted house at the end of the cul de sac, raise a bunch of cats together, name them after characters in lesbian pulp novels, and then die in the throes of lesbian bed death.

Or we could screw like the squid. S'up to you.

beebo November 1 2005, 23:35:04 UTC

I'd rather like both of those. Can we name a cat beebo? and then call it beebster for short?

I'm pretty fucking absurd.