Honky mofo

[darksasami]

The worst thing about a near miss in the roundabout is thinking back on the honk you honked at the idiot who swerved across lanes and nearly creamed you, realizing it sounded too much like a beep, and coming up with all the really cutting honks you could have honked if only you had thought of them at the time.

Comments

[digoraccoon]

I assume by "Honk" you mean [explitive] and not a car horn. I can never think of anything good. The finger is my default setting.

[darksasami]

No, I was in fact talking about the car horn. Darn thing just sounded way too cheerful. I was hoping for more sort of a "blaat-blaaaaaaaaaaat", but I got more of a peppy little "Beep!"

[digoraccoon]

OOH! Dang, silly little horn... it needs to be more aggressive! Maybe we'll install a horn from an 18-wheeler. :D

[jmaynard]

I would have thought you'd like a cute little beep...What variety of car is this, anyway?